@skeptyk.bsky.social
The smoke out there is getting thicker. Catching my breath in here with some laughs and posting old photos when I think about it.
Swapping my weighted blanket for a centrifuge.
06.12.2025 04:41 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0QTP with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10. (for me, it's a tie)
05.12.2025 04:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0QTP with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10.
05.12.2025 03:25 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 3"They can't all be bangers"
-recently fired casting director for the Bang Bus
Pizza be with you.
04.12.2025 02:57 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Going to ask my boss, "Who run Bartertown" at my next one- on-one.
02.12.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I contain multivitamins.
02.12.2025 05:08 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My diseased nighttime brain just dropped $1,000,000 in quarters in a jukebox with only one 45. It's a song I hate, but at least it's a 6-second loop.
02.12.2025 04:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sing along if you know the words.
29.11.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Pretenders/B-52's
Brian Setzer Orchestra
Social Distortion
Moby
Smashing Pumpkins
The same turkey cooked to a beautiful golden brown.
Please hurry, he isn't getting better.
28.11.2025 00:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A butterflied turkey on a roasting pan ready for the oven.
Please doctor, my budgie is very sick.
28.11.2025 00:47 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I hope I get a good match for Secret Satan this year.
24.11.2025 20:11 โ ๐ 32 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Without downloading new pics, what is it like sedating you?
23.11.2025 05:09 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3Canceling my Delete Me subscription because they didn't fulfill the implied promise.
22.11.2025 05:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is that pumpkin spice tear gas?
09.10.2025 13:57 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1A fucked-up childhood is the gift that keeps on taking.
02.10.2025 05:23 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Make a book better by adding Stephen King's to the title
Stephen King's Everybody Poops
This is my emotional support bathtub toaster.
16.08.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The QR code *will* be on the Final.
16.08.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If only Trent Reznor could have been troubled to stop sniffing his own farts and take the stage to put on the show we paid way too much to see.
15.08.2025 03:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0David Bowie, wearing a black and white striped suit and broad-brimmed hat singing "Robble, Robble."
10.08.2025 03:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fast food Drive-Thru workers are on the front lines of this country's mental health crisis.
05.08.2025 03:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Our cat is more emotionally supportive than all 4 of our parents combined.
30.07.2025 03:25 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There's nothing wrong with eating fiber gummies for dessert if you're young at heart.
18.07.2025 03:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Things are looking up. My new manager, Mola Ram, says he has big plans for me.
01.06.2025 06:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Eating a couple of fiber gummies as dessert. Does life get any better than this?
29.05.2025 04:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dyslexic waiting for God to bring back the stick.
24.05.2025 03:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
