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The problem with AI is that everyone making decisions about it is basically the Queen from Snow White, who's got a Magic Mirror but just wants it to tell her how pretty she is, instead of any single practical thing

It's absolutely ridiculous how AI is demonstrably useful at things like assisting radiologists in comparing years of scans, but all anyone wants to promote is how it can make the shittiest comics imaginable

It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what

*hanging dong on the tl since everyone is watching the Super Bowl

Her Tinder bio said that she was really into Music, so I've made my introductory message a voice note set to the Benny Hill Chase theme

Actual sex in a bathtub usually features way more discussion about how small this particular tub is than they ever show in movies

I cannot physically express how exhausted I am by *gesturing at literally everything*

Rushing in the door, hurriedly changing clothes, to make sure I've left myself plenty of time to do nothing

*extremely youth pastor voice* You know who else would redact all your wrongdoings?

"It's an Old Family Recipe" I say, as I poorly manage my emotional well-being

This is all fucking stupid, I say as somewhat of an authority on being fucking stupid

The Resistance Will Be Practical

Blue Collar resistance simultaneously demonstrates the actual real world fragility of Capital while it undoes the idea that Labor is ever menial

AI can't make art, because AI can't reread something it's written years later and actually hate itself for having written it

I don’t care what anyone says, revenge is even better if you microwave it for thirty seconds.

I mostly stay employed to help drive my screentime averages down

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It's like the textual equivalent of doing a cartwheel

Too much sociopolitical commentary from the kinda people that need the instructions on the handwash bottle

the only ai I need in anything is in aioli

*adds helpful housekeeping tips to all your selfies

Luigi is saying spit in this hole!

This is a powerful image

Wake up babe, the horrors continue to persist

Jonathan Ross, the man who murdered Renee Good.

Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.

He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?

I am, again, rooting for the meteor

Just saw clickbait that said, “what you need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids” and y’all? Nothing. There’s nothing I need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids.

if you can’t leave x bc of your job, a place where ai is actively taking the clothes off of children, what exactly is your job and how does being on x reflect positively on it

I can't continue to work in these conditions*

*Being told the software rollout meeting is mandatory attendance

Medical professionals say this is the absolute worst thing you can do in the ER🤔

is it go there, it’s go there isn’t it

Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)

Asking my doctor if he can prescribe a drug to stop everything in the entire world from turning to absolute shit