Matt Bell

Yeah? When does that start?

Well, that was a month ago.

I mean, there are a lot of professional journalists doing their best with not a lot of material.

Keep fighting the good fight.

The commentators are doing their best to salvage this dumpster fire of a game.

“That was a nice exchange of punts”

Seriously.

So… out of curiosity, what would you call a guy who rapes children?

This is really bad football.

17 will get you 20.

He’s just going to pardon anyone in his orbit.

lol. No. His people love that.

They’ll be “concerned” about it. But they’d still rather die than vote Democrat, so…

Not one person will change their opinion of him. Everybody knows he’s a sex pest. Some are just okay with it.

I mean, as they grow, you get stronger, right?

Tell me more about this so-called “liberal media” I keep hearing about.

No. Democrats are FAR too incompetent for that.

I’m just trying to figure out why it matters. Not one person’s opinion of him will change.

Just out of curiosity, who was president when this was sent?

You can’t “have sex with underage women”. The proper term is “raped children”.

And wait til you find out HOW he knew

To be fair, he’s definitely not the first one. But I’d be okay if he was the last.

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

Gosh. That’ll probably really hurt us. We might not win a conference game next… wait…

Narrator: not a single person was shocked.

They. Don’t. Care.

Except that now everyone expects something for nothing.

If you were willing to journalist for free, there would be tons of opportunities for you.

I’m a musician. Ask me how I know.

Eww

The real number is $174 billion, which is about 2-3% of the federal budget.

You say tomato…

No. They look like cops already

Tom Morello knows why.

Is one of those feelings guilt? It should be.