Bar Epiphany

Bar Epiphany #191:

Being a UFL fan be like…

“Oh yeah! I love the…Birmingham…Battle…Birds?…” ??

Also, football in the middle of the summer? That’s just not right… 😞

#sportsball #questionmark #ufl

There was a Galactic Republic before the Emperor came to power. It’s not that the US is COMPLETELY where it’s The Empire yet, but we’re sadly at the end of Revenge of the Sith. The Constitutional US needs to be preserved, not dismantled.

Bar Epiphany #187:

Q: What is the only appropriate greeting for a 1,000-foot octopus creature who has suddenly shown up to destroy all of humanity?

A: Sup Cthulhu??? What’s Kraken???

#cthulhu #kraken #pleasemakeitquick