They Might Be Geeks (aka: Mr. Warp Bubble)

No, sorry, but we are not going to “Measure of a Man” ChatGPT. 🙄
Fuck right off.

Did you ever see the 2002 documentary “Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns”?

YouTube video by Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer (HD version)

Musically, I’m definitely going through a big Peter Gabriel phase at the moment.
When I think about the crazy amount of effort that must have gone into making this music video my head wants to explode. 🤯

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“No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful.
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.”

Geordi standing in front of the monitor as it shows them caught in a time loop

‘There’s a new Star Trek movie in the works.’

Tuvok is such a good Vulcan

Reskeet with a time you looked cool.

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.

All this means is that Trump successfully delayed the release of the files long enough that his toadies have had enough time to redact his name from all the documents.

I have an irrational hatred of Jesse Eisenberg. I’m sure he’s a perfectly pleasant man IRL, but for some reason all of his movie roles have just irked me. I think it was the “Now You See Me” movies that solidified it for me. Couldn’t stand a movie about a bunch of smug, pretentious magicians.

I wish Father Mulcahy was real, because he would most certainly be out on the streets with his boxing gloves, knocking ICE agents unconscious with a mean right hook.

I heard a rumor that this is the final season, and apparently the series finale is going to be crazy.

“Tickle-Me-Karl.”

2 Year Old: “Dada, please play with me!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but dada has to work.”

2 Year Old: “Why?”

*heavy sigh* “Well, you see, we unfortunately live under a system of economic capitalism where the acquisition of material wealth is upheld as the main motivator of…. you know what, just read this.”

You know what’s wild to me? The #MCU and the #FastAndTheFurious movie franchises have both been around for so long now that their first films contain a transphobic joke and a homophobic slur, respectively.

Want to know what the greatest threat to your health is when you are a parent?
Arrowroot cookies.
I could eat 30 or 40 of those motherfuckers.

No, it’s worse than that. They didn’t “go” insane. They were always insane, and the people voted them in anyway.

The Enterprise-D bridge we got is my favourite from all the shows, so things worked out well. But I've always found these ideas for a much more casual, democratic bridge to be very appealing. I'd still like to see something like this in a Star Trek series one day. /1

Your matter-of-fact, yet biting and hilarious socio-political fashion commentary, will never not be a highlight of the Bluesky experience.

Why can’t North America get cheap and cheerful small cars?
I want to drive this adorable little frog!

Share a Film, or TV Character Who Deserved More Screentime.

Some wounds never heal.

Drop something GREEN 💚

When you’re watching a bad low-budget B-movie, and there’s a scene that takes place in “The White House”:

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

Trump: *puts this chair in the Oval Office.

Karoline Leavitt: “The insinuation by members of the lying fake-news media that the President’s choice of chair is somehow inappropriate or “obviously evil” is ridiculous and, quite frankly, insulting and hurtful to our great and perfect leader.”

Walter Cronkite? You mean the guy from “We’re Back: A Dinosaur Story”?