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@alanmaguire.bsky.social

Just some guy, I have a cool dog. I like music with guitars in it.

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lol itโ€™s this guy

07.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3037    ๐Ÿ” 894    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

That was nice wasnโ€™t it? A bit like 2013 Twitter, not particularly funny but joke-shaped and not about the news

07.10.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Cameron Winters voice*
Thereโ€™s a SNAKE in my boot

07.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.10.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

We all want everything a good neighbourhood but how money pay for it??

07.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dadโ€™s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending itโ€™s their own fault. So I hope Kemiโ€™s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

07.10.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6080    ๐Ÿ” 1578    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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Republican Congressman offers bold statement defending the government shutdown.

07.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 475    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Previews & Reviews: Taylor Swift, Steve, The Smashing Machine... and Tilly Norwood Podcast Episode ยท Get Around To It ยท 10/05/2025 ยท 58m

What's that? Oh, you want to listen to an Irish arts & culture podcast fronted by two gals who this week chat about... The Walsh Sisters, why Cillian Murphy's film Steve left us shook, Taylor Swift's mid album, A Want In Her AND interview director Hugh O'Conor? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

07.10.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is causing a lot of confusion so there's a handy mnemonic you can use:

If your Gavin be gruesome, you'll find he's a Newsom.
If your rent he be havin', you've got a Jim Gavin.

#spรฉirgorm #MainCharacterSky

06.10.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

This looks amazing!

07.10.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover of An Alternative Irish Christmas: An Anthology. Green background, with the title in gold, there is a gold tree and the star on top is the Tramp Press logo

Cover of An Alternative Irish Christmas: An Anthology. Green background, with the title in gold, there is a gold tree and the star on top is the Tramp Press logo

Contents page of An Alternative Irish Christmas, listing stories by: Jessica Traynor, Sophie White, Mike McCormack, Roisin Kiberd, Niall Bourke, Maggie Armstrong, Arja Kajermo, Sue Rainsford, Soula Emmanuel, Briana Fitzsimons, Belinda McKeon, Tim MacGabhann, and Anne Enright.

Contents page of An Alternative Irish Christmas, listing stories by: Jessica Traynor, Sophie White, Mike McCormack, Roisin Kiberd, Niall Bourke, Maggie Armstrong, Arja Kajermo, Sue Rainsford, Soula Emmanuel, Briana Fitzsimons, Belinda McKeon, Tim MacGabhann, and Anne Enright.

We are delighted to share the cover for a very special project we've been working on for Christmas 2025! An Alternative Irish Christmas is an anthology of stories, in traditional, unusual, extract, and essay form by some of our favourite authors. 1/๐Ÿงต

07.10.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18269    ๐Ÿ” 6905    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 364

Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.

06.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13789    ๐Ÿ” 987    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 403    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
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Catherine Connollyโ€™s football skills might be good but can she do this*?

*shovel a cat

06.10.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The first flotillaโ€™s Irish participants have just been released from Israeli prison; theyโ€™re on their way home now. Meanwhile, we on the second flotilla are nearing Gaza. Keep speaking up for Palestine. Weโ€™re sailing not only for aid but for self-determination & we wonโ€™t stop until Palestine is free

06.10.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Poster for the Irish film Small Things Like These, edited to add Benicio Del Toro's happy face, a can of cerveza and the title changed to Small Beers Like These

Poster for the Irish film Small Things Like These, edited to add Benicio Del Toro's happy face, a can of cerveza and the title changed to Small Beers Like These

He's had a few.

06.10.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Amy, a white woman with long brown hair, is holding a blue book with an eerie hand reaching through water on the cover. The book is called Where The Shadows Hide and Amyโ€™s expression is wide eyed excitement.

Amy, a white woman with long brown hair, is holding a blue book with an eerie hand reaching through water on the cover. The book is called Where The Shadows Hide and Amyโ€™s expression is wide eyed excitement.

My third book is officially out in the world today and I am being very normal and chill about it. Where The Shadows Hide is the third book in The PSI Investigations series, published by @theobrienpress.bsky.social and dare I say itโ€™s the best one yet.

06.10.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says.

06.10.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 679    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

Shut up yew ye tick

06.10.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jim Gavinโ€™s tenant must feel incredible right now

05.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Sophie Ellis-Bextor hits out at transphobia: "These people make trans people their whole personality" Sophie Ellis-Bextor has criticised increasing levels of transphobia in the UK and overseas in a new interview.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor hits out at transphobia: โ€œThese people make trans people their whole personality and spend their entire day being angryโ€ ๐Ÿ’ฏ

โ€œThere was a time when Pride felt like a celebration of the shoulders people were able to stand on, but now it feels like an absolute political necessityโ€

05.10.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 441    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

"I'm withdrawing to spend more time as Governor of California," he said in a statement.

06.10.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Of all Jim Gavinโ€™s gaffes, it turns out it was his spare one that took him down.

05.10.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Iโ€™ll still be writing Gavin Newsom on my ballot, this wonโ€™t stop me, nobody can stop me

05.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playing the long game by persuading my old landlord to run for the รras in 2032 so Iโ€™ll get the โ‚ฌ450 he owes me from 2016

05.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately for Jim Gavin, across all codes and creeds there are simply very few charges more universally sympathetic than "my ex-landlord owes me thousands of euro"

05.10.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

05.10.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5946    ๐Ÿ” 1421    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

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