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Simon Killen

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Goes out far too much, really should settle down and relax. Seriously - you have ants in your pants?

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The smile to end his performance is chef's kiss. He's just failed utterly to convince anyone of anything, but he has made it to the end, so why not reward himself with a smile. Well done mate!

13.11.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dapper Dan must often reflect if heโ€™s made a giant mistake following his mum into politics. There are so many things he could have been good at and enjoyed. Cโ€™est la vie.

13.11.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poor bloke has always struggled speaking in public this one has tripped him up at a stellar level. Thoughts and carbon capture prayers for him.

13.11.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a place where Nazis are welcome to work? They're going to need a new receptionist next week if there is.

13.11.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lord no wonder he's sweating profusely - CCS has been exposed as a total nonsense. And now it's a feature of the brand new soon to be revoked LNP energy plan! I'd be looking might shiny trying to sell that idea to the electorate too!

13.11.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phew! I as worried there would not be a super credible reason. As you were!

12.11.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And where do you keep the classified documents?

"different places"

And the lists of people whisked off the streets by ICE?

"different places"

And the Epstein Files?

"different places"

12.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The official investigation into the January 6 riots concluded Trump โ€œsummoned the mob, assembled the mob, and lit the flame of this attack" in an effort to halt the peaceful transfer of power.

No billion dollar lawsuit can change reality.

The BBC should call this convicted criminalโ€™s bluff.

11.11.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4724    ๐Ÿ” 1392    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

Indeed. Apply that numerical logic to The Voice. Substantially over a third of Australians voted Yes.

11.11.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what is less than zero? That's what a Scientology backed school deserves from a govt.

11.11.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So happy for you and all who have been at the coal face (yeah, ha!) for so long trying to make this happen. SO HAPPY!!!

11.11.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, she has got way inside his head. We all need to read a brilliant JCO novella tonight! Good times:)

11.11.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Each barb hurts just a little bit more. She is doing him over nice and slowly. Respect Ms Oates.

11.11.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thankfully, we have an Envoy for Anti-Semitism in place, so she made a passionate and forceful statement within moments of the demon...what? Pardon? Oh, sorry, I might have got that wrong...

10.11.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many days after Australia's highest profile display of Anti-semitism since 7th October 2023 did the Envoy sweep into action i wonder?

10.11.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woah! Big populist chess can be really complicated eh? Sharing a stage with Monica Smit is not going to look good on any CV :)

10.11.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The evisceration of the LNP has given them a real sniff. But they'll keep splitting up 'til the election, giving the ALP another thumping majority. God they are idiots.

10.11.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So here's the favour I want to ask: if this post crosses your feed, please take this chance to support the Gitxsan and Gitanyow by watching our latest HGA and passing it on.

Help us put Ksi Lisims and PRGT on the map ๐Ÿ™

10.11.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

AA will inspire a wave of young men preparing excellent quality meals themselves to impress the person they want to be with. A positive legacy for AA - never saw that coming.

10.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He just brings good times wherever he goes huh?

09.11.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man sheโ€™s a great writer. Just as heโ€™s a great jerk. They both excel in their respective fields.

09.11.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another uniquely Australian oddity - the lesser spotted utterly unproductive "Envoy". Approach with caution.

09.11.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One person glad of this result is Barnaby Joyce. He is no longer the most shameful waste of "envoy" funding perpetrated by fed Govt.

09.11.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IKR?

09.11.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The clause he and his buffoons have mangled today is โ€œmost favoured nationโ€. English is going to be reduced to his vocabulary limit before he is finished.

08.11.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was here to note the same! We are so blessed with great cartoonists in 'straylia.

08.11.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*zwooom!*

08.11.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much in the bottom of the article.

Three children now motherless.

"Awaiting a decision on charges". A person has shot and killed a young mother - and there's ANY chance the person won't be charged? Oh, it's America.

07.11.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BUGGER! You beat me to it! Been wanting to post that all day :)

07.11.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe it's strongly tipped to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Many people are saying this.

07.11.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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