Chris Collins

The english language really cooked when they came up with the word “mucus”. Perfectly named. Sounds exactly like what it is. The muck inside of us. No notes.

“Two Truths and a Lie” is an excellent icebreaker game because it helps you showcase how skilled you are at two of the most crucial parts of any relationship:

1) bragging about yourself

2) being a liar

Definitely 🧚‍♂️👊

Screenshot of the journal app, pic of a woman crouching next to a car with a pink fur mustache on the grill. Text reads: “I believe as a society we’ve completely memory-holed how for a brief moment in time, Lyft drivers had to put fuzzy pink mustaches on the front of their cars. a truck-nutz adjacent, deeply millennial-coded gig worker indignity, a bit of twee 2010’s whimsy designed to “generate buzz” and make palatable the idea of jumping into a random stranger’s car, a fuchsia albatross whose faux fur quickly turned matted and dreadlocked, encrusted in city sludge, leaving me to explain to confused friends that no, this wasn’t an Urban Outfitters car accessory for weird assholes but a real business worth billions of dollars that will bankrupt the entire taxi industry.”

Remember to make time each day for reflecting and writing in your journal!

Love those chords and love the show!

everything's computer

sometimes i imagine all the microplastics in my body exfoliating my insides like a nice salt scrub

Google Streetview of the property with PIN10 1432136004: 1332 West Cortland Street

1332 West Cortland Street

Wow this video is incredible

A taco bell drive thru sign and on the marquee part it just says TRY

Aging is gazing upon the stranger in the mirror and realizing with horror and disgust you’re the precise target demographic for a tiny desk concert

I was about to comment this link as well :)

Quibi walked so Tubi could run

Tubi is Hulu's Wario

Tubi is like if FMovies made a wish to become a real boy

I feel like Tubi should have a secret section in the back of the store obscured by a beaded curtain

I like Tubi bc it feels like it might give my computer a virus

I feel like Tubi is run by a bunch of step dads who “love movies” and have elaborate projector set ups in their finished basements

Tubi is like if the aisle of tapes and DVDs at the Salvation Army was a website

Tubi feels like a fake streaming service invented for a law and order episode about cybercrime

Well I think we can all agree that the REAL winner tonight was Tubi

Quibi walked so Tubi could run

Tubi is Hulu’s Wario

Tubi is like if FMovies made a wish to become a real boy

I feel like Tubi should have a secret section in the back of the store obscured by a beaded curtain

I like Tubi bc it feels like it might give my computer a virus

I feel like Tubi is run by a bunch of step dads who “love movies” and have elaborate projector set ups in their finished basements.

Tubi is like if the aisle of tapes and DVDs at the Salvation Army was a website

Tubi feels like a fake streaming service invented for a law and order episode about cybercrime