Just Brian

What...did they think they were made of?

And move the outfield fences in 30 feet.

Spoken like a true fan of Woody Allen who knows nothing about...Woody Allen.

Pete Hegseth is Gob Bluth.

Nobel committee response when asked about the status of the appeal:

Stubb would be a legend if he just looked at Trump, laughed and said "FUCK no, next question" and moved on.

Like seriously what would they do?

WHY DID WE GET CURSED WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!

It's good that she is seeing the real-world effects of their reckless legislation and is rightly concerned, but I'm still skeptical that she'll ultimately do anything about it. In short, *not* courageous.

Guys give him a break, it takes a *lot* of effort to monitor his son's porn activity through that app they share. I'm sure he'll get caught up with the news once he's finished "analyzing" those videos...

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

As has been said elsewhere, they thought gaining *political* power would also confer *cultural* power/influence as well and it just doesn't work that way.

Unfortunately for him, the *execution* of posting every dumb thought that goes through his head to the world is quite easy, hence posts like this...

Also isn't it in California next? Wouldn't they need cooperation agreements w/ local law enforcement to do this?

Also city busses. Any busses really. And we're not sure about escalators now either. But totally hardcore!

Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance.

Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.

We have been sent here to fight for people.

This is what would have happened to Screech had Zack and Slater *not* declined the invite to the fraternity in "Saved by the Bell: The College Years" and left him behind.

How would a terrorist organization's recruitment message differ from this? Because that's what it sounds like to me.

TEAM PE in Full Effect

PE performs on Kimmel

2025 and we still Fighting the Power

PE performs on Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel starts right NOW for the east coast,, Let’s Go,!!

Is his "hometown friend" an 80-year old billionaire?

I've heard of punchable faces but didn't realize you could also have punchable names.

David Cross folks.

a bald man with glasses and a mustache says huzzah Alt: David Cross as Tobias Funke from the show Arrested Development says "huzzah!"

Fuckin' love that guy. Well said Tobias!

This doesn't sound like *warrior ethos* to me...

Will be here in about two weeks, right Kevin?

a bald man is sitting in a chair and pointing at the camera Alt: Dr. Evil from the movie Austin Powers cheekily puts his pinky finger up to his mouth after demanding a huge ransom.

$40 trillion?

The thing is, you could support trash-talking rural areas like that - decaying infrastructure, unemployment, addiction - but Democrats don't because they'd rather try and improve their lives and help rebuild those communities.

a man and a woman are talking about birds and things Alt: Scene from the TV show Portlandia where Fred and Carrie are talking about putting birds on things.

"War ravaged Portland"

One of the things we <actually> teach students at universities is that you need to support your arguments with data & evidence. When you don’t, or when you lie, your “arguments” are not taken seriously. Maybe that’s what these folks don’t like about universities. The marketplace of ideas is tough 🤷‍♂️

Interesting thread!

By proper ancestry, do they mean all the Nazis that fled there after WWII?