John Edwards

The gummie worm

We've created a massive seance

There's a ghost in my glory hole

Happy #Ghostwatch day to all who celebrate.

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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

The way he claimed he was there to raise immigration as an issue because nobody talks about it. It's all they talk about!

Nice to see such a compassionate audience #QuestionTime

Was it the same estate agent as that caller's?

There once was a ruler so grand
Ozmandius known through the land
He'd declare almost nightly
Look on my works, ye mighty
But is now just trunkless legs in the sand.

"Create works so great that they will induce despair in the mighty. Your time starts now."

"Nobody's just going to chuck a couple of giant legs up in the desert and call it job done, are they?"

"Definitely not, Greg. First up - let's see how Ozymandias got on."

[at unicorn fuck club]
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy it'sa me, elon!
JRR Tolkien: elon musk?!
Tolkien: my word! I don't think we've ever had you at OUR campfire before!
Tolkien: you're usually over there with that
Tolkien: [grumbling] midnight society

Lost In Cult continuing their efforts to bankrupt me.

Turns out left wing policies are appealing. Who knew?

A toilet at a friend's house that you've just flushed and the water in the bowl just keeps rising.

Disney walked out on Doctor Who but Mickey Mouse is in the public domain. I'm just saying, RTD could burn some bridges gloriously here.

You gov poll showing that 75% of people want a wealth tax on assets above £10m

Sounds like 75% of the British public want a #Green 💚 government.

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£500 per person is still much cheaper than the Rwanda plan.

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By the end of the week at this rate.

I know people will be remembering Prunella Scales for Fawlty Towers, but it'll be After Henry for me. Though I can't really explain why I, as a 9 year old, was watching a sitcom about a widow.

Morgan McSweeney frantically googling "how proscribe Green party terrorist"

"It's just like having a shower with your clothes on. I'm not scared of water, me." - some guy at this bus stop.

This Olivia Reingold video, posted by Olivia Reingold, is the cruelest thing anyone has ever put on the internet about Olivia Reingold.

That's going to be a longer walk than kicking it over the neighbour's fence.

Adverts aren't meant to be a mirror of society, but to reflect the advertiser's openness to society as a whole. A photo of 10 people, including one in a wheelchair, doesn't say 10% of the UK are in wheelchairs, but it does signify that people in wheelchairs are welcome at the venue. Likewise adverts showing men as nursery teachers, women as builders, Asian people down the pub etc -- it's saying "you're welcome here, join us". And yes, that means including black people in adverts shown in parts of the UK where they are a minority. Too often we hear that people grew up avoiding something because they never saw people like them doing it -- and adverts that show the diversity of society fix that visibility problem by saying "yes, you can do this if you want". Isn't that a good thing?

The fuss over who appears in TV adverts misses the point...

Why do they send Philp out to talk to the press? He failed to name the Tories' Welsh leader repeatedly in a GN News interview too.

“The idea that the Labour party are on the left is completely incoherent"

Zack Polanski challenging the tired narrative of the mainstream media is a thing of beauty.

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian. [Scene is BBC BREAKFAST with two presenters and a guest on the sofa]. 1 PRESENTER: Now - some disturbing new research has shown 2 PRESENTER: that as many as 10 non-Reform political parties may currently operating ‘under the radar’ across the UK. [Show on screen logos for Greens, Lib Dems, Conservatives  3 PRESENTER: In the studio to discuss this, Nigel Farage [We see the guest on the sofa is indeed Nigel Farage] 4 PRESENTER: Nigel, what’s your view?  FARAGE: Well I think this very worrying. 5 FARAGE: And just another reason why we should ban all immigration. 6 PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! 7 PRESENTER: Funnily enough, this is what your new show’s about, isn’t it? FARAGE: Oop - plug time! PRESENTER: Ha ha 8 FARAGE: Yes it’s a 12-part BBC documentary called ‘In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One’. 9 [Show on the TV screen Farage presenting a documentary series titled In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One. He is wearing his farmer's getup and looking dreamily at the UK from hillsides, visiting pubs and chatting with the locals, etc] FARAGE: It’s a really emotional journey  10 FARAGE: with lots of dreamy footage of me looking relatable...  11 FARAGE: as I answer the question: *Am I the only option for Britain?* 12 [Cut back to studio] PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! [ends]

A Real Ghostbuster toy where a bin man can put the can he's holding on his head and transform into a bug creature.

Trevor Phillips "Reform were hoping to win in Caerphilly, but Plaid Cymru won, so naturally I'll talk to Zia Yusuf rather than anyone from Plaid because we prefer the Reform drama than anything that actually has something to do with Wales."