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Ross Elliott

@rselliott.bsky.social

Texas Hill Country attorney, flaming liberal, runner, and archer.

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#OnThisDay April 30, 1992, the final episode of The Cosby Show aired on NBC. Fox aired a repeat of #TheSimpsons on the same night, but it featured a new piece of animation after the episode ended referencing the final Cosby and... wow.

30.04.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2706    πŸ” 367    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 23

As a lawyer, I can tell you why Abrego Garcia must remain in El Salvador. If he were free, he could sue me for defamation and win.

by Pam Bondi

18.04.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13900    πŸ” 2760    πŸ’¬ 258    πŸ“Œ 99

They should just fire up Signal and get on with it.

11.04.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet that reads, β€œmy bf is playing helldivers and some Indian guy immediately started roasting him saying β€œpay my tariffs white boy” over and over”.

Tweet that reads, β€œmy bf is playing helldivers and some Indian guy immediately started roasting him saying β€œpay my tariffs white boy” over and over”.

*cough laughs*

10.04.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10486    πŸ” 1601    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 39

How does this make sense? She's still doing the hammering, which you don't want to be on the receiving end of.

10.04.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning.

Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors.

It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.

09.04.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 56219    πŸ” 19865    πŸ’¬ 2191    πŸ“Œ 1219

Turns out the robots weren't coming for your jobs, they were coming for your retirement!

03.04.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
kash patel looking dumbfounded at a hearing

kash patel looking dumbfounded at a hearing

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

25.03.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 22792    πŸ” 2667    πŸ’¬ 704    πŸ“Œ 235

the last decade has really helped me understand in a more visceral sense what it meant when God hardened the pharoah’s heart

20.03.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16341    πŸ” 2572    πŸ’¬ 655    πŸ“Œ 192
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

20.03.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 60918    πŸ” 14022    πŸ’¬ 1412    πŸ“Œ 668
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Bobo's still got his heater.

14.03.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwe have to be able to commit war crimes to win wars” is the type of thing a 16-year-old dumbass says and β€” well, yeah, hegseth is basically a 16-year-old dumbass

13.03.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 38854    πŸ” 9342    πŸ’¬ 1260    πŸ“Œ 850
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The FAA approved another launch before the last crash investigation was completed β€” and it ended in another disaster.

Why is SpaceX getting a free pass from DOGE cuts? πŸ€”

07.03.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 55815    πŸ” 17866    πŸ’¬ 2453    πŸ“Œ 892

An accurate headline would be another Musk progeny successfully incubated.

03.03.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've got to admire his work ethic though -- week on week he continues to plumb new depths of depravity, long past the point where others would have either succumbed to self-loathing or started phoning it in.

03.03.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The DOGE kids really do need to face serious consequences on the other side of this

25.02.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4184    πŸ” 1086    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 73

Enhance... Stop... Give me a hard copy right there.

25.02.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The advert is seen at the end of a bus stop. It says β€œGOES FROM 0 TO 1939 IN 3 SECONDS”.
Underneath is a picture of Elon Musk doing his Hitler salute out of the roof of a white Tesla.
Underneath is says. TESLA: THE SWASTICAR

The advert is seen at the end of a bus stop. It says β€œGOES FROM 0 TO 1939 IN 3 SECONDS”. Underneath is a picture of Elon Musk doing his Hitler salute out of the roof of a white Tesla. Underneath is says. TESLA: THE SWASTICAR

An ad put up at a bus stop in London today.

24.02.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3673    πŸ” 1110    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 67

Shit like this is just surreal. How did we go from genteel and "well-meaning" authoritarians who just wanted to make the defense industrial complex great again and were a little bit goofy like W to this carnival barker nonsense?

24.02.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOGE just about to reveal enormous government waste:

24.02.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6736    πŸ” 948    πŸ’¬ 256    πŸ“Œ 51

This is the tragedy of our age.

23.02.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is β€œwhat if a man were really big”

22.02.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9097    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 346    πŸ“Œ 68
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a purple sign that says a ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a purple sign that says a

"But James Carville said ..."

19.02.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

I'd lay money this is Rivian.

18.02.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This article is good, aside from the fact that Tesla's stock has been untethered from the actual health of the company for a long time.

18.02.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuine question, has anyone ever spent more money on something this dogshit before

16.02.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1824    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 9
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Same energy as: "Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile."

16.02.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Man returning a shopping cart in the parking lot of a grocery store and another man says I see you’ve gone woke

Man returning a shopping cart in the parking lot of a grocery store and another man says I see you’ve gone woke

It really is that simple

16.02.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1294    πŸ” 247    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12

It’s crucial in this utterly lawless and corrupt administration that we recognize the people who acted with integrity and remember, forever, those who did not.

13.02.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3116    πŸ” 569    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 8

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