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@lukehawks.bsky.social

Here to talk sports (Seahawks, Blazers, NMFC and Aus Rugby) and video games.

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All the 30 Rock jokes about Jack being a total smoke show when he was younger finally making sense

23.02.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One day there’ll be a documentary about Shorten losing the unloseable election and the generation of absolute cowardice it inspired. A younger Albanese would be physically and violently ill if you showed him this version of himself.

20.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still haven’t given up on DJ Hackett

19.02.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my experience it’s easier to predict a cap casualty by checking their Spotrac page then watching their tape. I think he’s gone just because the $ makes sense.

17.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who shares a name with a dope Pokemon is good in my book

16.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This just means you’re missing out of rugby

15.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was messing around and had a very similar team (Tru and Kenny for Riq and Kam). 3rd corner and 2nd LB were the toughest picks given there’s no wrong answer at SS.

15.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now pick an all time Seahawks starting D

12.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Has she seen Andor?

12.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Griff coded

10.02.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s insane to think that a genuine nose tackle (who might be the best in the league vs. double teams) can go off for 9 sacks in a season and still have more to unlock.

09.02.2026 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They might have only camera cut to McDonald 3 times all game? Goes to show the gam was entirely on his terms

09.02.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t overstate the strength of the guys in the middle either. Williams might be our best player and Murphy might be the best vs. double teams in the league. The D is built inside out and is just so complimentary

09.02.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BELT. TO. ASS.

09.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Spoon. MVP

09.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HONORARY MEXICAN

09.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe the Jets and Giants both let him walk. Now he’s the best player on the best defence pitching a SB shutout

09.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Opinions better shared on The Sports Website(tm)

09.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just needed to put a bit more air on it and let his receiver find it

09.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They literally sung the words β€œSieg heil to the president gasman”

08.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

From your lips..

08.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve declined a few invites to watch the game together - I’m going to be a little intense about this game so I’ll do it by myself in a dark living room as god intended.

08.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White Chancellor jersey and the 2013 sideline Beanie. Blue Marshawn jersey is prominently displayed in my living room too

08.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe avoid Bring Her Back unless you particularly feel like traumatised

08.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a few years we’ll find the answer to an age old question: can a Tank be President? Or will the President always be pure DPS?

07.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Just put rugby on ice (pun not intended) until the Southern Hemisphere season starts in a month or two. It’s a more exciting play style down here - sometimes lookalike a different sport.

07.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leon Kennedy wouldn’t stand for this either

07.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In polite company you can use β€œCunnie” to soften it a little. It’s almost a term of endearment, e.g β€œlook at that little cunnie!”

05.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s not forget the OG fusion food. I don’t endorse colonisation but it is responsible for the Banh Mi so…

05.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

04.02.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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