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Christian Fitchett

@cfitchett.bsky.social

Former Minneapolitan now in Germany. Lover of soccer, biking and brewing. Don’t ask me about home renovations.

342 Followers  |  170 Following  |  1,466 Posts  |  Joined: 12.01.2025  |  2.0189

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a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised . ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .

Umm… living in Germany and, no, this does not exist here.

These are the same people who come here looking for German chocolate cake.

23.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Personally think you’ll make a great coach.

23.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Waiting for Kelly to come open a Meister Noodle franchise here in 🇩🇪

23.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also sad to have missed this year. Will have to ask @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social for more warning so I can plan my flight from 🇩🇪 for next year’s stump.

22.02.2026 08:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sorry @rscspokenword.bsky.social but New Castle sucks

21.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gondor calls for aid
#mnufc

21.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Come on @mnufc make my intl season tickets worthwhile

21.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Geez, I forgot how expensive Brompton’s are. You can get a BTwin 500 from Decathlon for 449 euros add - 20 more euros and you can put the rack on the rear too and they’re an excellent folding bike
(I have one).

21.02.2026 12:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Teasers for the intl stumpers who have to live vicariously

19.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean have they been paying ANY attention?

19.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sucks to be an Arsenal fan

18.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you get the ticket Andy and come over the beers are on me. 🍻

18.02.2026 07:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How come Minneapolis and Hamburg Freak Friday’d their winters?

While you got 50F, it’s been snowing here.

17.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, you mean the people who voted for this now want help? Hmm…sorry should have read the small text first.

15.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man I can’t wait until this guy is dead.

15.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry to hear that Wes. Hope you’re doing ok.

15.02.2026 07:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you did, sadly they would be no closer to Super Bowl

14.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her .
13.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure @schumer.senate.gov is a nice NY grandpa, but it’s time to take the keys to the govt car away.

Please people, if you’re expecting something different from these old guard Democrats then you haven’t paid attention to the last 30 years.

13.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great writing, as always, Jeff.

13.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Disappointed in your leadership during this time Tim. You could have stepped up to protect everyone in your state. Instead you just stood in front of a mic or monitor and made statements.

12.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a baby with a fist in the air says let 's get it done ALT: a baby with a fist in the air says let 's get it done
11.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
die deutSCHule - Deutschkurse für fabulöse Wesen
YouTube video by Die Deutschule die deutSCHule - Deutschkurse für fabulöse Wesen

Man i love Berlin.
Check this out - from a German language school in the city.
youtu.be/rRX7Rr3gUpo

11.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once upon a time, I quit a job I loved because of an MBA named Kyle…

…and yes he had an affinity for fleece vests.

Preferably hunter green polar fleece from Timberland and he loved khakis.

11.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

11.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 4971    🔁 1747    💬 34    📌 88
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a man wearing a jacket that says more ALT: a man wearing a jacket that says more
11.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup
You’re famous

11.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where did they get @mj-mattsui.bsky.social ‘s picture?

Hope he’s getting royalties.

11.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She is disqualifying for me. Wouldn’t vote for her. It’s an absolute failure of Democratic leadership that she’s the option.

11.02.2026 11:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The SB is now the thing that surrounds the Halftime show.

11.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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