Ana Carla

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

12 anos e eu ainda penso no Lord Helix toda vez que vejo um fóssil

GLS: Gay, Latino & Stefani Germanotta

Me, every single time I watch figure skating: hm what if I reread Ana on the Edge

Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness

Eu até tenho Spotify, mas vou depois ver se alguém subiu no YouTube porque não quero ver na telinha do celular

🔔 Wake up, babe, the new Doctor and Yaz promo just dropped! 🔔 Click https://bgfn.sh/13ride to hear the brand-new full-cast audio drama, Doctor Who​: Ride or Die, OUT NOW!

13 being cute #Brart

Happy Eve of the Daleks anniversary to all who celebrate! 🎆🎉

An orange and white cat is so proud of you.

it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.

he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn

Be careful out there in the Yule Void, everyone

And when I'm feeling alone, you remind me of home. Oh, baby, baby, Merry Christmas.

Illustration of cartoon puppies featuring Gromit, Clifford, Snoopy, Bluey and Bingo, Kipper, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Blue and Magenta, along with a few Sanrio pups

Your month, your puppy!

This Lego was on my list since long before I read the book, but while assembling it today I kept thinking of Them (and also I finally understand the actual dimension of just how big the repairs Vanessa had to do were and oof)

Photo of a Lego space shuttle with payload doors open and a Lego satellite being deployed

Me after assembling the lego: hmmm what if I reread Atmosphere now that I can actually visualize how the payload doors open

Hamster comic reads ‘I’ve lost count of how many days I’ve spent in this rodent body. Time moves differently here. My estimate is one more human year to find Fenrir and release him so that I can gain my God form’

One eyed hamster page that reads Odin The All Hamster

Hamster comic that reads ‘This is now my third residence with a human. This particular female seems overly attentive’

Comic page that reads ‘ Human offers me tribute of song. Hold me closer tiny hamster, sing us a song you’re a hamster man, Rhythm is a hamster, it’s beginning to look like hamster’ And of treats. This pleases me

A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter

Exactly

I already have so much work for January I'm avoiding thinking about it for now

That's a problem for future me, current me is on Christmas break

A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”

My response to anything over the next two weeks

In case any mutuals are just getting into Romance because of the hockey gays, nice thread explaining some staples of the genre:

Gostaria de não ser tão maluca de ansiedade a ponto de após interações sociais eu ficar preso em um vórtice de ruminar a interação em questão analisando ela numa reunião longa com meu cérebro para ver se eu fui adequado, se eu não fui desagradável, se eu não falei merda....

Picture of The Meditations, book 6 mark 52. Not sure which translation. “You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you”. Overlayed with the caption MARCUS ARELIUS HAS ALREADY RELEASED YOU FROM THE OBLIGATION TO HAVE A TAKE

Reposting the sign for my own benefit

Black text on white background reading: When it's, “Burn the bitch,” they’re shrieking. When the truth comes out, it’s quiet.

foto de um bordado simples, fundo branco e letras em linha preta, em inglês " Im just trying to have a nice day despite knowing facts and information"

em situação de

Oof, yeah, that sucks! Hope it feels better soon