Fuskersong

I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today

Know your subgenres,

Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy

Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy

Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama

A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom

One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter

I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”

Anyone: "Why are there suddenly so many ADHD diagnoses?" Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

As one of late-diagnosed, fully agree...That recognition had made a difference for me.
--
From Dr. Jen Wolkin on FB:

It’s not 🚀science! People aren’t “suddenly developing #ADHD.” We’re finally seeing it. Naming it. Measuring it.

Diagnosis isn’t invention.
It’s recognition.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

I stand with PBS.

I stand with NPR.

I stand with Stephen Colbert.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

I stand with the First Amendment.

PERIOD.*

*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

If you’re a famous actor choosing to work on Harry Potter in any shape or form, even if you say you support trans rights, no you don’t. Full stop. It’s not that hard.

Visit from Sky TV repairman this morning along with his BSL interpreter. Was - as you'd expect - as easy as anything. And he fixed the connection problem. More of this as an everyday thing, please.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

The real issue isn’t left vs right.

It’s not white vs black.

It’s not citizen vs immigrant.

It’s not gay vs straight.

The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.

'Night Owls', Shepherd's Bush (2024) by Leslie Dabson
lesleydabson.co.uk

cartoony digital illustration of a traffic mirror. reflected in the mirror is a neighborhood crosswalk and a black cat is crossing the street. It’s a daytime scene and there are trees in the bg of the telephone pole

same illustration as the previous one but at night time. instead of a cat, there are black ghost like figures with white halos. they have green eyes staring back at you

some recent illustrations 🐈‍⬛

Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

Say it with me:

The opposite of Asexual is NOT hypersexual. Hypersexual is a serious mental disorder.

The opposite of Asexual is Allosexual.

Stop equating asexuality as a mental disorder.

I’m calling bullshit that he doesn’t know - it’s just that it doesn’t affect him.

Monte Mader
@montemader.bsky.social

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: ALL BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT CONSENT IS MANDATORY GENDER IS NOT BINARY NONMONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS ARE VALID SELF-PLEASURE IS SELF-CARE SEX WORK IS REAL WORK PLEASURE IS A HUMAN RIGHT

I'm not great at being social so I don't talk to our neighbours much, but I swear the food smells that come from their house -every day- are glorious <3

Aragon, "you have my sword." Legolas, "and my bow.' "Gimli and my ax." Marsha P Johnson "and my brick."

Good morning... Welcome to the fellowship. 🌈🏳️‍⚧️

When your paintings are taller than you...
'Breaking of the World'

I found a 2GB SD card in the parking lot outside of our office and I swear the only thing on it is a game boy camera photo of a cat

a white left hand with grey plasters on the thumb and first 2 fingers. the plasters have F, U and S written on them in sequence. the hand is in front of a keyboard with green lights highlighting the keys, and a lovely messy front room is in the very back ground containing a duvet, and a cat play tunnel.

my cold water tap has eaten my fingers. i am less than pleased with this >.<
regardless i've embraced the cringe so enjoy my throwback finger plasters

A drawing of a buffalo hide, skin side towards us. On it is depicted an Indigenous man on the back of a red horse with a lone star on it's flank, trailing rainbows as they ride through the skies. Three dogs accompany them. The man is holding a shield with a red corn on it, and yelling in triumph, his voice depicted as lightning

I don't know if his people did this, but among mine, great warriors and leaders would be honored on buffalo robes, their stories told and retold

Rest in power, Jonathan. May your ancestors welcome you home with open arms and watch over your husband. May your voice forever echo among us still here

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor.

He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.

The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.

This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

That Who finale broke me emotionally. Best episode I've watched in a long time. Gonna miss Ncuti, but super excited for the future <3

Memorial for George Floyd at the Say Their Names cemetery

George Floyd was murdered by police five years ago today.

The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.