Guy Medley

Worst king ever. Even more terrible than Ivan (the Terrible).

This is an act of war.

Sorry man. No easy way to deal with that. Guess we tell ourselves no more pets because we can't handle it anymore, then go out and get three new ones, because that's just how things always go.

I wish DoorDash could deliver me a nice quiet beach.

Yes, among other things.

62 degrees and a steady rain all day. I'll take this February weather in May every day, thank you!

Guess those millions wasted don't fall under DOGE scrutiny...

Happy birthday, Niko!

Next thing, you'll be eating dinner at 330.

Awesome book mail today! Missed the release party (thanks for making life miserable, work!), sorry Todd, but the fact i get the brochure almost makes up for that. That was a great bonus I wasn't expecting. Can't wait to dig into this one.

They're running out of nazis to fill positions. Times are tough.

Maybe you're contemplating why someone would dress you in short shorts during a Nor'easter.

That's when you know you have a great friend.

We must go through 50 rolls of paper towels per month just for cat puke. Why do people like these things again...?

Sounds like a dinner where not all guests leave.

Just bought that. The cashier at B&N talked me up for 10 minutes about seeing you do a reading.

My TBR pile is 3 bookshelves with over 1200 titles...and counting. I wont bother mentioning how big my read collection is.

If you're one of those weird people who only read one book a year, you can't go wrong with this one. This will be burned into my mind for several lifetimes.

Bullshit...ALL snakes have guns!

We have a big billboard on the interstate going through town stating the next Buc-ee's is just 836 miles east. I'll never understand you mid-westerners and your undying love for a gas station.

I think they stalk you. Charleston was plagued by them when you lived at the old place.

Who plays Nordberg Jr? Al Roker?

I miss Jay a lot. He was full of humor and wisdom and friendship right to the end.

Right on track...

I travel to get away from my pets for a few days. Same with my kids.

I'm always late to shows. Honestly, those two could sit in a room and do nothing and I'd still watch.

Where are his legs?

Only Murders in the Building (TV Series 2021– ) ⭐ 8.1 | Comedy, Crime, Drama 30m | TV-MA

Love this show. Just started it recently. Its not exceptional in any way, really. I think for me its the interaction between Martin and Short that i love. It fills me with a sense of nostalgia. www.imdb.com/title/tt1169...

Congrats, Todd!