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Dad, husband, dino master. Philly-based. ๐Ÿฆ– https://samnite.itch.io

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It's the DARE to resists drugs and violence shirt, but instead it says "T.H.A.C.0. TO HIT ARMOR CLASS 0" (Yes, I know the 0 in THAC0 isn't an abbreviation)

It's the DARE to resists drugs and violence shirt, but instead it says "T.H.A.C.0. TO HIT ARMOR CLASS 0" (Yes, I know the 0 in THAC0 isn't an abbreviation)

Couldn't get this idea out of my head until I made it. I think it's kinda cursed but people on the discord liked it so here ya go

10.11.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

10.11.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17842    ๐Ÿ” 7008    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 208
The Democrats
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton - Topic The Democrats

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCvn...

10.11.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Digital Art Before the AI Era

Digital Art Before the AI Era

Digital Art Before the AI Era

Digital Art Before the AI Era

Digital Art Before the AI Era

Digital Art Before the AI Era

Digital Art Before the AI Era

Digital Art Before the AI Era

Digital Art Before the AI Era

Cubadust wallpapers in 2001

07.11.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appรฉtit.

06.11.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5473    ๐Ÿ” 2145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 264

I love that they immediately published a huge editorial last night telling Zohran what he should do as Mayor. The arrogance of these people!

05.11.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is very true, and there are a lot of really good reasons why. I think a huge part is that, due to age and not being born in the U.S., he doesn't have the Obama-as-template fixation that so many on the left think is the default for a "good" speech. bsky.app/profile/jame...

05.11.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 668    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i know what her ratings are but i genuinely do think she'll be president someday

05.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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05.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87328    ๐Ÿ” 18511    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3225    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2421
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De Blasio: โ€˜Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesnโ€™t Suck Shit, Huh?โ€™ NEW YORKโ€”Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that โ€œItโ€™s not so easy to find a mayor that doesnโ€™t suck shit after all, huh?โ€ during a press conference ...

The rare onion L

theonion.com/de-blasio-we...

05.11.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw someone wearing a shirt that said:

YOU
ARE
ENO
UGH

and, like, first of all I am not Brian Eno but also so what if were???

02.11.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a jukebox app that is playing 45:33 โ€” the LCD soundsystem workout track that is, you guessed it, 45 and a half minutes long

A screenshot of a jukebox app that is playing 45:33 โ€” the LCD soundsystem workout track that is, you guessed it, 45 and a half minutes long

Iโ€™m here at the dive bar and someone just did the most unhinged thing Iโ€™ve ever seen

02.11.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We prepared Wicked for exactly this contingency

01.11.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A kid in the pizza place with me was like, โ€œDo you know why theyโ€™re showing Christmas ads? Because people are getting excited.โ€ And his mom responded, โ€œNo, itโ€™s because of late capitalism.โ€

01.11.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw my first Christmas ad at 7:21pm. A direct violation of the treaty

01.11.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m not a solo RPG person at all, but this review has me dying to play this game. Maybe Lady Tabletop will send it to me next???

30.10.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of two squishmallow tombstone characters on a table next to each other. The girl squishmallow is about 2 ft. tall. The boy squishmallow is about 2 in. tall.

A photo of two squishmallow tombstone characters on a table next to each other. The girl squishmallow is about 2 ft. tall. The boy squishmallow is about 2 in. tall.

Sexual dimorphism in squishmallows

28.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m trying to think of a single policy the national Democratic Party is pushing and the best I can come up with is โ€œlower prescription drug prices somewhatโ€

28.10.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now we're going to argue for days about whether the Dems are talking about the right issues, when the biggest issue is they're all talk. It doesn't matter if you focus on the Trump economy or defending LGBTQIA+ people if nobody believes you intend to do anything about any of it.

28.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chatbots โ€” LLMs โ€” do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When theyโ€™re โ€œrightโ€ itโ€™s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. Thatโ€™s all.

19.06.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36983    ๐Ÿ” 11418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 640    ๐Ÿ“Œ 967

"To be Muslim in New York is to expect indignity. But indignity does not make us distinct. There are many New Yorkers who face it. It is the *tolerance* of that indignity that does... I have carried these indignities with me each moment of this race."

โ€”Zohran Mamdani

24.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A perfect workday playlist

21.10.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reverend mothers hate this one weird trick!

18.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bene Gesserit Pro-tip: In a pinch, you can use your father-in-lawโ€™s solo stove pizza oven to administer a gom jabbar test

18.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you think โ€œNo Kingsโ€ is not anti-imperial enough, take note. I took a Palestine sign to the first one and while I saw others, I got a lot of engagement from folks. Even if theyโ€™re organized by lib normies, these events need NOT be a ceiling. Theyโ€™re a floor. Go raise the roof at them.

18.10.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 441    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Hot take: Unless it's Archduke Ferdinand or something, I truly never need a push notification about a famous person dying. Maybe the textbook definition of "it can wait!"

17.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screengrab from the news section of the Duolingo app. It says โ€œsurprise! Duolingoโ€™s first anime series puts the characters to the ultimate test.โ€ with a button to watch now.

A screengrab from the news section of the Duolingo app. It says โ€œsurprise! Duolingoโ€™s first anime series puts the characters to the ultimate test.โ€ with a button to watch now.

Making the global leader in language-learning apps as a backdoor pilot for your animated series

15.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Inside the Improbable, Audacious and (So Far) Unstoppable Rise of Zohran Mamdani

weโ€™ll see how his mayoral tenure shakes out but i am convinced that Mamdani has the juice. not just the charisma to win an election but the temperament to govern and the measured pragmatism of someone who genuinely believes what theyโ€™re saying and wants to accomplish real things.

14.10.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16957    ๐Ÿ” 2418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 337    ๐Ÿ“Œ 165

Fฬทอ‹อ•oฬตฬ„ฬพฬปrฬตอฬฐอœbฬตฬ›อˆiฬธอ’ฬคฬชdฬถฬ‹ฬ‰ฬซฬณdฬดอ€อ ฬ–ฬบeฬทฬ†ฬŸnฬถอ ฬ˜:ฬถอ›อฬน ฬธอƒอ‘อ•Tฬดอ‹ฬฬฑอšuฬถฬฝอ™rฬดอŒฬผฬบnฬทฬฟอ„อ”อŽ ฬถอŠอ ฬ bฬตฬŠฬˆฬณฬฆaฬตอ‚ฬ†ฬฌcฬดฬŠฬฉkฬดฬ›ฬ•ฬฅ ฬดอฬนฬงnฬธฬ‘ฬปoฬตอฬ€ฬžwฬตอ€ฬ–

12.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*Filing rpg people under cool living artists and declaring โ€œfollowing national politics with my teeth clenchedโ€ a hobby*

I am crushing it!!!!

10.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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