Zach of all *~trades~*

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Getting very, very, very, very, very, very stoned.

Literally begging everyone to think of one single historical analogy to a current circumstance that doesn’t involve the Holocaust. It’s quite literally the dumbest comparison since 1/2 of y’all don’t even believe it happened or that it was *that bad* - literally think of one other bad thing.

Well since his is only 4 words long, I’m sure she could handle it.

My air conditioning is staying on - turn off Times Square instead.

We’re literally gonna get Cuomo aren’t we?

anyway excited for Audra to win her 7th for Desiree

here's your rodney king moment

One attorney, Lizbeth Mateo, said ICE officials slated several of her clients for check-ins at the Edward R. Roybal Federal Building in downtown L.A. but when they showed up on Tuesday, they were detained and immediately escorted to the basement. Mateo said a couple and their two children, one of whom is a U.S. citizen, spent the night in a room with no beds and limited access to food and water. Mateo said the father had previously been issued a stay of removal, barring him from deportation but he and his family were detained anyway. His wife was released Wednesday evening along with their children since she needed medical attention due to a high-risk pregnancy. He was still being detained early Friday, Mateo said.

🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles.

Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.

It was foretold.

Just a reminder that zendaya kept her power over the tennis twinks *because* she didn’t choose sides

So much of the discourse in city government is about the subway system, a massive public space with unique management concerns. How can you effectively lead on subway issues if you just never go there?

I just want a global 'turn all 'ai' off everywhere, categorically, no exceptions unless I individually approve them in triplicate' setting for all my devices

I mean, if you had a serious, important job and you made a mistake like this, you'd probably get fired...

i know it isnt but this has the look/vibes of those ai-generated videos that instagram reels keeps trying to show me of like. famous people through the ages facemorphing into their older selves/characters they have played and i hate it lol

So glad to see that cursive writing isn't a lost skill after all.

#WestAdams

Mountainhead doesn’t have a lot but it did bring us “Ayn Bland” and, for that, I can recognize genius.

the rise of a.i. and a.i. generated slop at scale will bring back the oral tradition invite me over ill wear a toga and tell u a stories about sea monsters

More more more more

Have we considered that his word-a-day calendar is stuck on tariff and no one’s updated it?

Also, he would go to jail for years for unprecedentedly illegal & unconstitutional crimes against the Republic

Agents zip-tie kids in new immigration crackdown in Texas At least three children were taken into custody and zip-tied at the San Antonio Immigration Court.

In San Antonio today, plainclothes ICE officers (not masked this time) arrested, handcuffed, and zip-tied a family of five (yes, ALL of them, including the little children) coming out of their immigration court hearing — which ICE had just had dismissed.

www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/a...

vocal opposition to democratic gerontocracy is nifty because it serves a constructive purpose — passing the torch — and a political one: signaling independence from The Democrats.

Cuomo is not inevitable. We need some major ad spending reminding people that he's a disgraced, granny killing, corrupt sex pest. Everyone should tell every single person they know not to rank Cuomo and to fill out all five spots on their ballots with the top polling non-Cuomo candidates.

A self-mythologizing martyr.

First look at Patti LuPone’s next Broadway role

I live for my Claritin

Literally just don’t rank Cuomo or Adams on your ballot. There are SO MANY OTHER CANDIDATES and you can RANK THEM ALL!!!

Time Magazine with Audra McDonald. Broadway's Greatest.

Time Magazine would drop its latest (gorgeous) cover featuring Audra and dubbing her "Broadway's Greatest" today.

It is jarring how much liberals obsess over devising way to be nicer to and more accepting of their political opponents who despise them when the Republican strategy is to go online every six hours and call the majority of the country a vile pestilence that needs to be eradicated.

This cannot be accidental the algo is fucking with me.