hamburger helpless

We're calling him Diarrhea Don. He's owning the libs so hard with this, it's brilliant. Everyone talking about the president's uncontrollable bowels, how manly and cool his uncontrollably explosive shits are.

I live in a log cabin on a bald hill.
You approach my little settlement as splinters of wood fly from the log I’m splitting.
“Please, sir,” you plead. “You must come back and post.”

“No,” I reply as I wipe the salt from my forehead with a tattered handkerchief.
“I don’t do that anymore.”

I would like to remind you all that when you block me it becomes much more difficult to educate me and correct my foul behavior . Thank you

i'm losing it

5 panel comic Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke! Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

when u make a silly joke on this platform

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney

This is the legal version of this tweet

Boy do I love manufactured consent

a bald man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and covering his mouth with his hand . ALT: a bald man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and covering his mouth with his hand .

“I believe we did.”

I finally sat down and watched Oppenheimer.

I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits

Most insane moment on the new Kendrick was at the very end when he said my full legal name, thanked me for listening, and said I'm the only one who truly understands what he's saying

reads: The Ways AI Decides How Low-Income People Work, Live, Learn, and Survive The use of artificial intelligence, or AI, by governments, landlords, employers, and other powerful private interests restricts the opportunities of low-income people in every basic aspect of life: at home, at work, in school, at government offices, and within families. AI technologies derive from a lineage of automation and algorithms that have been in use for decades with established patterns of harm to low-income communities. As such, now is a critical moment to take stock and correct course before AI of any level of technical sophistication becomes entrenched as a legitimate way to make key decisions about the people society marginalizes. Employing a broad definition of AI, this report represents the first known effort to comprehensively explain and quantify the reach of AI-based decision-making among low-income people in the United States. It establishes that essentially all 92 million low-income people in the U.S. states—everyone whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line—have some basic aspect of their lives decided by AI.

"92 million low-income people in the U.S. states—everyone whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line—have some basic aspect of their lives decided by AI"

www.techtonicjustice.org/reports/ines...

this is a damning report

NHTSA billboard with a smiling child in a car seat that says MAKE SURE MR. CHUCKLES IS IN THE RIGHT SEAT

What

Just gotta make it through Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and then do that a few more times, and then eventually I’ll die so we can end this whole charade

[never seen a ups truck before] the big brown box just left me its baby

Congratulations to the new White House Chief of Staff, the black tar thing that killed Tasha Yar

Bury the #Resistance, Once and For All It had a bad run, and now it’s over. Let’s move on and find a new way to fight the right.

"The lesson to take from this crushing loss is that Resistance logic and its attendant electoral strategies are dead and must be buried. No more leaning on celebrities, no more odes to a political system that most people can’t stand, no more worshiping of cops in all their forms."

Yoda is the best Jedi Master because his interests included just lying down for a while.

Honestly the way “the media” is tut-tutting about Bluesky must mean everyone on here is doing something right.

“Don’t be part of the BlueSky echo chamber! Broaden your horizons! ☺️”

The horizon these people think I need to broaden:

Christ this is dumb. Extremely tired of having the most close-minded stupid people on the planet lecture me about needing to broaden my horizons. I did! That’s how I know you suck!

Always interesting how absolutely none of these Pulitzer winners are analyzing how Twitter/X has turned into an actual echo chamber for fascists and that it’s also the horizon I evidently need to broaden according to these freaks

We are in whatever hell is below hell itself. Super Hell, idk

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time