@rodeokitten.bsky.social
Was a cat lady before we became big news. Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo. My posts definitely do not represent my employer.
I hope so too. The food court has a lot of video apparently
01.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💜
01.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just thinking about it makes me want to cry!
01.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Some kids set off fireworks at the packed food court at the mall, my friend was there and she said it was terrifying. Everyone thought it was a shooting.
01.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I feel like emotionally eating a ton of Special K cereal. What's the best one for you?
16.01.2026 22:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Have not yet been proven wrong in my assertion that January fucking SUCKS. Love to have my normal anxiety and depression seasoned with situational extra anxiety AND a high fever.
14.01.2026 19:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Not all caramel needs to be salted! And not all white rice needs to be basmati.
12.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Absolutely! I'm stealing this
07.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never did that but my sister did sneak me a PB&J when I was in enterics isolation
07.01.2026 23:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back for a split second to report that my neighbor told me that he's not a "fruit guy" but he really liked my cookies anyway. So difficult for me to understand not loving fruit!
07.01.2026 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
03.01.2026 18:12 — 👍 4954 🔁 899 💬 32 📌 19men are way too emotional to be president
03.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 524 🔁 76 💬 7 📌 1"Also, she won the Nobel Peace Prize and I didn't, so I'm going to be a bitch about her forever and you better be one too"
03.01.2026 19:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0god, grant me the serenity of a stupid asshole in congress
03.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 457 🔁 51 💬 3 📌 2
Turned out well! #cookieparty
03.01.2026 19:22 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today!
03.01.2026 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Making cranberry cookies and realized just in the nick of time that I'd mixed up the measurements for baking soda and baking powder. Whew! Don't know what would have happened but I doubt it would have been good. #cookieparty
03.01.2026 17:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy New Year, dear friend!
01.01.2026 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gratitude list! Every day I write down three things I'm grateful for, big or small.
01.01.2026 13:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heaven!
01.01.2026 13:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💯
01.01.2026 13:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy New Year! Eat your good luck foods and do NOT do any laundry today. You don't want to wash away your luck or love in the new year.
01.01.2026 13:16 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
Back for a split second to share this picture I took last night at the Washington National Cathedral. Merry Christmas and I'll see you in the New Year!
24.12.2025 21:08 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0There is no cure apart from a light coma
22.11.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's usually where I am too. One of the most frequent is "Why did I say that mean thing in 8th grade?"
22.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Thank you! I thought so too.
22.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This fucking owns. The very best thing that made it over from the previous unpleasant site. You will feel SO good.
22.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 15 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0Thank you so much! I had no idea about this. It was absolutely thrilling to grant someone's wish. 💙
22.11.2025 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
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