XanthiNaz

this is our life now

Yeah. It rules.

jeezusk riced

Show me another team’s announcer that can very seriously compare a players game to that of Philip Seymour Hoffman.

it's fucking weird.

Yes! When they suck fans can call them the Taints

New Orleans Jazz is perfect. I’m trying to think of something a little better for Utah.

Stockpiling Missle Toes.

Soon I will finally bundle up and step outside for the Marlboro Smooth that's been calling my name since I woke.
....................
Halfway through it, a final morning need arises with sudden urgency.

This is where I'm at in the story right now. 2/3 of my first cup down. Tiny tendrils of caffeine around the edges. Vision still blurred. Need to get the second infusion going, but let's finish the story.

I don't do cereal, gotta get protein. Some sort of meat, some sort of planning, maybe eggs on toast. Ok, let's do that. The tea is steeping while the eggs cook.
I eat, then drink tea on the couch with my laptop

There's nothing worse than shoving food down
cuz you want to puke. So I gotta eat first. Plus
i have this blood sugar thing and come to think of it
probably I'm not right because my body is hungry.

Yeah, I know the story would be cooler if it was coffee.
But I drink fancy-ass loose leaf white tea. Something like
Imperial Yunan. I need it. Here's the thing tho:
On an empty stomach it makes me nauseous.

It's so much better to take the caffeine edge
off first, plus it would be pathetic to put on my jacket
so quick. So, OK, let's do the coffee thing first.
Except I don't drink coffee. I drink tea.

my swollen mind starts plotting
a path to the smoke, and every morning
I slowly realize my morning heirarchy of needs
must be fulfilled in reverse

during these times when I'm smoking
the smoke alarm is what wakes me.
beh beh beh beh "warning. something is wrong.
"nicotine levels are low"

I’m just not gonna get bitter about that loss. That game was exactly why I watch. Without the real chance of pain the victories aren’t as sweet.

“Come on, Okogie!”

Jaylen = win

Is Jaylen's middle name Frank? cuz JFC

wtf that is not right. just yesterday I heard Annie singing that song.

The Wolves' identity is in flux and Jokic is cooking, so to me it is a complete unknown what will happen in tomorrow night's game. Our first game against a good team since catching some rhythm. tt could be a blowout in either direction or a close game.

How come you became vocal and real and fearless after you decided not to run again? Give some of this authenticity to Klobuchar, please. She needs it.

It should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.

That sentence puts words to a feeling, and really crystallizes it.

Our new identity: we play well against bad teams!

and, and, so, about that old identity where we play great against against great teams...do we get to keep that?

We find out on Saturday.

Awww. So fun to see something like this that was genuinely not done for the views.

Really nice! But I can’t imagine what the inside of you car looks like.

nauseating

Alan spits in the face of the announcer jinx. In last game he confidently announced that Mike was a perfect 12 for 12 on free throws this season just as Mike went up for his 13th. Made it.

i knew i needed a clip of this as soon as it happened