I think the best explanation is that every office needs one, but only one

I’d love for #milsky to discuss it further

Warrant officer is a weird space and there is a larger discussion to be had

Totally get it

I guess that’s part of the point - a position, or in military terms, a rank is supposed to mean something.

That you bid for a rank or bonus feels like a debasement

These guys aren’t senior managers. They are truck drivers (helo pilots) or “technical experts”

Bloody Kansas

Violence in Burke is when someone is 20 minutes late picking up kids for the school carpool

The guy in charge of the defense of Sarajevo was a Serb

You are underestimating the wiles of a warrant officer

Dude all these CWOs would go out to the smoke pit and instantly form a bid cartel

I’m trying to imagine neighbor on neighbor violence in Burke or McLean Virginia and coming up short.

But somehow I’m imagining trying to cross a checkpoint on 95 in Fredericksburg

There’s a larger conversation to be had about warrant officers - aside from helo pilots and now maybe drone operators i can’t understand why they exist these days

So lots of Army warrants are either 1) helo pilots or 2) guys that kind of find themselves as warrants because what the fuck it’s more money

You can finish flight school and be an Army warrant in your early 20s while to be a Navy warrant you have to be eligible for senior enlisted ranks

There’s also where the idea of senior warrant officer occupies in the military. Lots of jokes about guys who hang out and take lots of breaks. Like many seemingly exaggerated stories there is a kernel of truth.

Big difference in the Army from Navy/USMC warrants -

The CWO4 who bids zero smoke breaks should be crowned king gunner

Honestly they should use daily smoke and coffee breaks as the currency and not dollars

creepy dentist office with the faceless men from GoT theme

After seeing the creepy dentist office with the faceless men from GoT theme on the island in willing to believe a lot of things

Had to count the words and there were only 12 he’s slipping

Which makes white people….interwar Germany?

What kind of a weirdo hates seals?

Kavanaugh voted like he did because he doesn’t want Bill Pulte looking at his mortgage too hard

Someone should come up with a bot that translates his ramblings into beltalowda

The traitorous liberal judges told us that Beltalowda couldn't even charge one dollar - not even one dollar - just to use Medina Station. Even though the Slow Zone is ours by divine right. I call them Welwala judges, in fact. The Inners are dancing in the streets, but they won't be dancing for long.

Totally flashing back to a beating he took from Fred when he was a kid

Flashing back to getting the belt over his fathers knee I see

Is Swan Lake playing too?

Please say yes

I assume a big chunk of the rest are just lying about their Elon hate

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.

Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.