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Knitted multiple beanies last winter and now I can't even remember how to knit in the round. Brain Microplastics level at all time high.

A country that manufactures weapons of war will also manufacture excuses to use them.

People yapping about how the military can/should defy illegal orders don't know a damn thing about the kind of people that join the military, or the level of brainwashing they go through after joining.

Starting to think Erika had Charlie ended bc he wouldn't let her have her turn with the microphone

Real ones know the uncanny valley was pre-evolved to spot ai slop

Here for a good time not a long time (the depression)

Can we collectively agree not to pay our federal taxes this year? Asking for me.

Sorry if you're one of those people who hates the idea of someone hearing them use the toilet - but it's way weirder to have someone sitting in the stall next to me in compete silence. Just piss.

A single leafless tree late at night, brightly lit from one side, which casts a dark and intense shadow behind.

Many leafless trees fading away into darkness. In the foreground a tire track runs along a dirt road.

A confused-looking caveman, captioned "confused unga bunga"

Me when I do my dishes and then my dishes are done

Not Very Patient with me, to be clear. She did slap my phone out of my hand while I was writing this.

People have told me I'm very patient with my dog but they don't understand is that she is also patient with me.

Scruffy gray dog mid jump, kinda blurry

Blurry, scruffy dog giving the saddest face. Captioned "please mother do not bath"

A picture of a scruffy little dog with extreme bedhead

A blurry picture of a scruffy dog mid woo-woo

Bad dog pics? Bad dog pics

There's a lotta people online rn that need to learn where the line goes between "victim-blaming" and "predicting an extremely predictable outcome"

I saw this at my local park and I felt like you were nearby.

Garfield - type post

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The CDC shooting was public health’s Jan. 6 “In RFK Jr.’s America, it will never be safe to practice public health or medicine," write an epidemiologist and a former CDC staffer.

NEW 🚨 The violence is the point. Elected Dems must call for widespread resignations (RFK, Bhattacharya, Prasad) in response to the CDC shooting. Public health must demand this of them, and the public must demand that of us. With @publichealthguy1.bsky.social in STAT: www.statnews.com/2025/08/15/c...

You gotta take uv lights out as well, to find scorpions!

I think sobriety might be a scam

HTs are born knowing how to throw shade, cause they live in the desert

A baby horny toad, small enough to fit inside a golf ball, being held a human hand.

Meet a friend along the way

Gonna turn a labubu into a stealth knife

Literally the criminal was still there! If they had shown up in what is a reasonable amount of time based on driving distance and even traffic, they would have been there to catch her.

Crazy how the cops are allowed to do things like speed and lane split and it still takes them 7-10 business days to show up to the scene of the crime.

Botryoidal agate in a deep purple-red color.

Mmm juicy

My bad, I tried to give someone common sense video game advice instead of telling them to double-jump 360-no-clip through the enemy hit box

Remember when we used to be friends and trusted each other with our dark thoughts? That was fun. Sure hope you aren't hanging onto my dark thoughts for future blackmail purposes

What are the odds that the Trimp admin just put the List in a regular trash can

Also who I was gonna recommend