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Christina Huffman

@chuffman82.bsky.social

Proposal and science writer, history buff, LGBTQIA rights advocate, board game geek, and sarcastic pain in the ass.

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THE ROMULANS AND THE KLINGONS HAVE BEEN FIGHTING SO LONG THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING ANYMORE, THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

24.06.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Unpopular Pete HegsethΒ Forced To Drink Lunch Alone WASHINGTONβ€”Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.Β  According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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26.04.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4203    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 30
The Good Place Jerks || Are You A Good Person?
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Those people are going to The Bad Place, along with murderers, arsonists, people with personalized license plates, Red Hot Chili Peppers fans, etc.: youtu.be/oQ_d4yZmKY4?...

14.04.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Binge-watching Black Mirror. I need a fictional dystopia to distract me from the real-life dystopia we’re stuck in.

10.04.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee.

04.04.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

I’ve ridden the DC Metro for years, including earlier this week.

05.04.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

31.03.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7573    πŸ” 1984    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 140

There will never have been a transformation in the Quadrant like the transformation that is happening, for all to see, in the Federation. Vorta specialists are taking Starfleet jobs at levels never seen before with Skills (and Latinum!) to follow. It's a beautiful thing to see! #StarTrek #SISKO197

31.03.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

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Another winner.

25.03.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4510    πŸ” 750    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 26
Arkansas Legislator Warns Loophole In New Law Could Still Allow Trans Youth To Exist

Arkansas Legislator Warns Loophole In New Law Could Still Allow Trans Youth To Exist

Arkansas Legislator Warns Loophole In New Law Could Still Allow Trans Youth To Exist
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25.03.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1992    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 8

rofl - Really Opsec is For Losers

24.03.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type β€˜Trans’

Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type β€˜Trans’

Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type β€˜Trans’
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23.03.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9219    πŸ” 1397    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 81

I’m pretty sure he just picked SBA at random, and tomorrow we’ll find out that student loans will be handled by US Fish and Wildlife Service

23.03.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s like a 2 out of 10 on the WTF scale - at least the plot makes sense. β€œThreshold” is probably a 5, β€œStar Trek V” is a 7, and β€œSection 31” is a 10

21.03.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Federation President doesn’t have the right to throw murderers, and other criminals into the Barzan Wormhole because some Radical Bajoran Lunatic Judge wants to assume the role of Federation Kai, then the UFP is in very big trouble & destined to fail! #StarTrek #Sisko197

19.03.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

He who lives by the chainsaw, dies by the chainsaw. You can’t hate empathy and then act surprised when others aren’t empathetic towards you.

20.03.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have both English and Irish heritage, which explains why self-oppression comes very naturally. πŸ˜›

17.03.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

14.03.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 39072    πŸ” 9736    πŸ’¬ 473    πŸ“Œ 593
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β€˜Everybody is transgender’ says Donald Trump in latest bizarre press conference Apparently everything and everybody, is transgender - at least that's what Trump said in his latest bizarre press conference. It's news to us

β€˜Everybody is transgender’ says Donald Trump in latest bizarre press conference

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I did my part to report reverse racism:

03.03.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The US Department of Education has established a hotline to report schools that subject our precious children to the horrors of wokeness and DEI. I encourage all concerned parents to do as I did to keep them busy. Glory!

enddei.ed.gov

02.03.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3010    πŸ” 878    πŸ’¬ 179    πŸ“Œ 77
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTONβ€”With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. β€œDon’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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01.03.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6166    πŸ” 874    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 71

Counterpoint: DS9 has Garak, thereby making it the best for memes

28.02.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Constant attacks by Felon Trump & Fascist Musk on our institutions, government, democracy & on us can be stopped.

Tomorrow, show the power of nonviolent civil resistance by joining the #EconomicBlackout

Just 1 day will make a powerful difference πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏽πŸ’ͺ

28.02.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 651    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 15

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