Meathead

Maybe it's just me, but using "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath for WWE #SurvivorSeries #WarGames kinda misses the point of the song...

November 1 to November 30.

Thank you for taking this #Movember voyage with me, and to everyone who donated, my thanks.

movember.com/m/meathead25...

It's not her sex that people have issues with, A-A-Ron, it's her words. Those words are indefensible, regardless of whose festering gob they fell out of. Why are you defending a pædophile sympathizer?

I need to be reclassified as a danger to myself - I have stabbed myself twice on my Poppy pin today...

People say that you eventually become the person you, as a child, needed growing up.

When I look at the person I have become, man, that's a SCARY thought.

Fuck Vegas

It's the modern "Enh, good enough.."

I'm a huge fan of shower beers, myself, but I'll take your word for it.

"What we plan for ain't ever been what actually happens..."

I was just about to "But, actually..." this, but someone beat me to it, but you are so right, Pirate Jenny. Every aphorism mutates.

My belly sounds like 2 hurkle-durkling bears in a cave arguing over who has to move so the other can go pee mid-hibernation...maybe I should eat?

There are 8 cavities in my head that can be filled with mucus at any one given time. Currently NINE of them are filled...

Cod, ham, cheese, and rice...that's still a thing?

@goldenknight-s.bsky.social > You do know that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is just a marketing slogan, right?

I really hope your socials admin has a TON of Tylenol handy if you do sign Carter Hart, because they're going to catch the brunt of it. Fuck me, hockey culture is so shitty.

So they are bringing the enemy to them?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. You can't fake that much dumb...

Congratulations, I'm so glad you're on the up and up, and congratulations on your wedding!

That's awesome!

Screaming Rey in The Scream by Edvard Munch.

great art and star wars: thread

Let's see where they end up...

Portland, Louisville, Kentucky
Portland, Maine
Portland, Michigan
Portland, Missouri
Portland, New York
Portland, North Dakota
Portland, Ohio
Portland, Oregon
Portland, Pennsylvania
Portland, Tennessee
Portland, Texas
Portland, Dodge County, Wisconsin
Portland, Monroe County, Wisconsin

Portland, Indiana, in Fountain County
Portland Township, Cerro Gordo County, Iowa
Portland, Iowa
Portland Township, Kossuth County, Iowa
Portland Township, Plymouth County, Iowa
Portland, Kansas
Portland, Kentucky

Portland City, Alaska
Portland, Arkansas
Portland, Fremont County, Colorado
Portland, Ouray County, Colorado
Portland, Connecticut
Portland (CDP), Connecticut
Portland, Georgia
Portland, Illinois (disambiguation), several places
Portland, Indiana, in Jay County

Lesbian booze can called "The Licker Cabinet"

That's actually a better idea!

Dear Christians,

If you believe your "Labubu" is possessed by a Demon, for the Love of God, do NOT burn it. You will be releasing the Demon from its corporeal prison.

Instead, bury it in a sack of salt at least 3 feet down, and pour Holy Water on it.

Sincerely,
Someone who knows.

And how are they taking it?

What in the actual crunchiest of fucks???

Man, those "words can't hurt you, why are you so afraid of ideas" crowd, and the "cancel culture is bad" folks are sure working overtime to...*checks notes*...get people cancelled for using someone else's words...