Incredible quote from my wife tonight:
“You know you’re really lucky you have me around to let you know how stupid I am- YOU ARE- fuck!” (She swiftly exits the room)
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Actor/Writer. Previously: Head writer / Fact Checker for Dropout’s Um, Actually… Jack Handey enthusiast. Yeah I was in that anti-Trump weirdo PSA.
Incredible quote from my wife tonight:
“You know you’re really lucky you have me around to let you know how stupid I am- YOU ARE- fuck!” (She swiftly exits the room)
Cannot tell you how pumped I am that I got to read Bartholomew and Oobleck to my 4yo
10.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People need to realize that, along with citizens swept up in immigration raids, they have also detained citizens for being involved in activism.
10.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 1353 🔁 382 💬 6 📌 4Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
For those who are from California, contact your AG. Forcing people to show their IDs which would later be stolen when the site gets hacked (again)?! What Discord is doing is beyond stupid and dangerous.
09.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 56 🔁 49 💬 0 📌 0This is incredible, important work from @thrasherxy.bsky.social and @afeefness.bsky.social documenting the toll of USAID cuts on sex workers in Uganda.
09.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 49 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 01/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
People who resent weakness out of fear of being reminded of their own
09.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0this case is maybe the single best example of one of the most destructive tendencies of this court: the tendency to treat their job as a collegiate legal seminar where they operate in hypotheticals rather than deal with the real world as it exists
06.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 2392 🔁 221 💬 55 📌 11new from me: Trump's suggestion that the GOP "nationalize" elections in "15 areas" struck me for being a full-on Bizarro version of the Voting Rights Act — a system of federal oversight of election law but targeted -against- minorities
09.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 273 🔁 87 💬 3 📌 1OLD LADY: Tenant taking me to court, sayin’ I harassed her
ME: Okay
OLD LADY: I said she had a nice perfume. But it’s not like that. Not *whispering* lesbian stuff
ME: Okay
OLD LADY: You have anybody, boyfriend, girlfriend? I say girlfriend like the old way. Not like lesbian stuff
ME: Okay
But doctor, *I* am tenant
09.02.2026 05:50 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"No time hath she to sport and play:
A charmed web she weaves alway.
A curse is on her, if she stay
Her weaving, either night or day,
To look down to CANDYCRUSHMELOT."
(On this Venn diagram, I definitely skew towards the "turn-of-the-19th-century poetry" circle—but it's an honest attempt.)
This commercial is how I learned my Gen X friend's favorite Pokemon is Zigzagoon
09.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I may have overestimated the size of this hive
09.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHENLATRO
09.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Samuel Taylor Coleridge mobile gaming stans hive rise up!
09.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I played Balatro but I should have been working and now I regret it:
'God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!—
Why look'st thou so?'—With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBALATROSS.
Missing the last stanza:
To be lead by me
Really awesome
Good choice
Vonnegut being my favorite author since age 11 stays being one of my strongest choices
08.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.
08.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 2976 🔁 1346 💬 20 📌 20As every year, the winner of the Super Bowl will be determined by which team’s fan base prays most fervently
09.02.2025 21:12 — 👍 580 🔁 53 💬 22 📌 7I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
08.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 5771 🔁 1501 💬 72 📌 48The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
08.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 4690 🔁 1221 💬 79 📌 45Friends in Minneapolis are very worried about this development. Both in terms of state police's role in arresting protestors and the worry that this could set off the kind of spiral of distrust and destruction that followed George Floyd's murder.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
crickets from the free speech crowd, of course
08.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 8474 🔁 2112 💬 141 📌 37The James Webb Space Telescope sent back pictures of the Helix Nebula in phenomenal clarity. The space telescope’s website has the photographs in all their glory, along with comparisons to photographs of Helix taken by older space telescopes like VISTA and Hubble buff.ly/IZ8gDdC
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Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
08.02.2026 05:06 — 👍 14888 🔁 8411 💬 157 📌 308this is a great argument
08.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 36 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
08.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 2760 🔁 550 💬 61 📌 67