just a little guy

using a theoretical parliamentary procedure known to constitutional scholars as Thornton's Gambit to ever-so-slightly reduce the speed of my opponent's foot before it impacts my exposed nutsack

Why is the used car market.... like that?

A strip style building with a UPS Store, TaxAssistAdvisors, and a flower store. The window of the tax building says “low fade, mid fade, high fade, taper fade” on the window with barber shop style imagery.

Oh hell nah the tax guy doin low taper fades now

A green and brown patterned toad sits on a dark green porch bench. Beside the toad on the bench is a brown porcelain frog statue. The statue is quite large compared to the toad.The toad is at the base of the statue looking up at it.

local frog returns to the mothership

So true oomf

utterly bereft of yeem

average htx experience is a random Paul Wall encounter (spawn chance 0.08%)

nicotine detox is so embarrassing what do you mean my vision is blurry and i’m dizzy and trembling because I don’t have my peach flavored adult binky

i bring a certain roach legs vibe to the American-made chocolate that asthmatics and allergy havers can’t stand

brb calling pest control to get my skull fumigated

iNaturalist is really fun (you too can view your local amphibians)

this chewable nausea medicine does NOT taste like raspberry it tastes like expo marker fumes

i think some mozzarella sticks and an ocean water from sonic would heal me

some skank named “Balatro” is trying to steal my husband

having The Dread

are you guys gonna be communists yet bc i don’t think i have another four years of this shit left in me

statistically a tornado has probably sucked up a ghost

under no circumstance do you have to hand it to the French

me: ah fuck i got a stain on my shirt. i’ll just have to use some Shout on it later

@aceshighxvii.bsky.social: okay dragonborn

The RFK Jr. eating McDonald’s thing is being joked about a lot but you guys need to understand it’s not actually funny and that brain worms do that as a stress response

btw i just used “skote” as the past tense of “skeet” as in: hey, check out what I just skote

i don’t need advice i need spicy chicken nugget

my Alexa just pronounced “octopus” like “ock-toopis”

i hate being on antibiotics :(

Considering that every social media outlet is now some kind of cyberpunk ass billionaire enclave I reluctantly have to admit that the dumbass stuff Bluesky devs talk about with federation and all that boring ass shit I don’t care at all about does have immense value

Referring to my s/o as “chat”

save me spironolactone

Hand-drawn weapon designs for designated marksman rifles, submachine guns, and sniper rifles. Designs include a modern M14 style rifle (The Cardinal Directive), an ornate lever action rifle (King's Crown 45-70), an accursed bolt-action sniper rifle (The Premonition), a bespoke circuit board themed submachine gun (AXT Mainboard Custom), an MP7 inspired submachine gun (The Constellation), and a vibrant belt-fed submachine gun (Stinger V-Twin).

Hand-drawn weapon designs for assault rifle style weapons. Designs include a Doom Eternal inspired bullpup rifle (The Night Sentinel), a rotary-barreled AK-pattern rifle (Vox Ultimus), a sleek and futuristic MCX inspired rifle (ATS Pit Viper) and a burst-fire rifle powered by Uranium that launches sound waves (SS-FR Bassline).

Hand-drawn weapon designs for directed energy weapons. Designs include an LMG style energy weapon powered by a volatile Soulfire battery (CSMG-MKII "Tragic Tale") and a rifle style energy weapon heavily inspired by Ghostbusters Ecto-1 car (Ecto-EX DLR).

Hand-drawn weapon designs for pistols. Designs include a Cupid-inspired pistol that fires tracking rounds (Heartseeker), a Resident Evil inspired 9mm pistol (BP-9 "Aces Custom"), a burst-fire pistol inspired by Destiny's Hawkmoon and the Beretta PX4 Storm (The Nightingale), and a kitbashed junkyard sidearm with a lot of tricks up its sleeves (The Failsafe).

Since it seems Bluesky appreciates art a bit more than the other site, I put together a few showcases for my weapon designs! I categorized them by weapon type. I got tons more designs I didnt show off here, so definitely look out for the other stuff soon! #digitalart #art #weapondesign #gamedesign