@bookdad.bsky.social
Who's he going to prom with?
23.02.2026 01:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dude could personally introduce each of us to E.T. and we still wouldnβt forget about the Epstein files.
20.02.2026 02:04 β π 275 π 54 π¬ 15 π 0With a knife
20.02.2026 01:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
It's cum.
18.02.2026 00:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
'Drugs Win Drug War' Headline T-Shirt
You have lots of limitations. Spending shouldn't be one of them. https://store.theonion.com/products/drugs-win-drug-war-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=17247276924995
17.02.2026 23:30 β π 657 π 42 π¬ 7 π 5
βWhenever we go past that school, Ty's like: βAm I going back to jail, Mom? Are you taking me back over there?,ββ Tyβs mother said. βI felt like nobody at that school was really fighting for him. They were too busy trying to justify what they did.β
(Pub. Nov. 2024)
In 1985, as a young reporter, I had the great fortune of covering Jesse Jacksonβs visit to poverty-stricken Belle Glade, Florida. The hope that he offered to residents that day is something I will never forget.
18.02.2026 00:07 β π 822 π 148 π¬ 6 π 2@themountaingoats.bsky.social you hip to Dan Reeder?
18.02.2026 00:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DEATH TO AMERICA!
did I make the cut?
Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of House Wakes Up
Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of House Wakes Up https://theonion.com/houseguest-just-going-to-lie-there-until-rest-of-house-1819571350/
17.02.2026 21:00 β π 2118 π 218 π¬ 19 π 18Absolute garbage!
17.02.2026 23:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@blackhartstp.com thanks! Check out that weird double chin pose!
17.02.2026 23:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1skill issue
17.02.2026 21:34 β π 1466 π 65 π¬ 47 π 4Dating sucks donkey balls!
17.02.2026 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Says the guy who auctioned off little girls
Says the guy who trafficked little girls
Says the guy who raped little girls
Voter cheating, or electoral fraud, is extremely rare in the USA
Only 39 cases of voter fraud were ID'd in a recent election, a mere 0.000039% of over 100 million ballots cast
This flew under the radar, but it shouldnβt have.
When senator Alex Padilla was tackled by DHS, Kristi Noemβs side piece, Corey Lewandowski, was orchestrating the situation in the hall.
Can confirm.
16.02.2026 02:23 β π 22214 π 3352 π¬ 866 π 391
A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and itβs clearly a bad idea
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
14.02.2026 16:10 β π 4595 π 682 π¬ 124 π 76Mutual orgasm Minnesota let's fucking gooooooo! Civic minded orgasm.
14.02.2026 13:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I get really sad when I get to the end of my iced coffee.
12.02.2026 15:21 β π 1266 π 56 π¬ 106 π 9
12.02.2026 01:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
STAY OUT OF MALIBU DEADBEAT
11.02.2026 22:52 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
