CAKE PLISSKEN

daaamn

he’s just like me fr

lmao at teki latex posting all of his luc besson hate tweets on IG and me seeing a mutual in the @‘s

“no, I said ‘head conan’ that’s when I read your fanfic and chop you with a sword.”

these answer these folks have for every ‘complicated issue’ always seems to be segregation in a new wrapper

the tampon section is a protected space so if the Kurgan is after you just remember your not allowed to duel for the Prize there. toothpaste and foot support sections are fine

wings!

that’s their café!

my bf had that and it was good! I’m glad they aren’t *closing* closing & will probably have ice cream in the next iteration but won’t be strictly an ice cream shop

convinced this pic is what got this spot a bib gourmand

you are not gonna win this fight playing by tumblr rules

YouTube video by Save Techno Lil Louis - French Kiss (Original Mix)

forgot it was 808 day

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i’m like hey wassup hello
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~*orders r open all week*~

my hand holding a can of mr brown’s macadamia nut coffee

ready for mr brown’s macadamia nut

am I the same age as hank hill?!!!?

cycles | patterns, by synapse collapse 3 track album

okay, i have a big ask but i think this could be really cool if it happens

in conceptualizing a music video for time as a particle on my new album, i envisioned other people’s joyful moments in the video

do you want to help me make it?

i am asking for 5 - 10 second videos of joy in your life

better get started!

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my other lover

The partial dust jacket might have been a mistake. #filmsky #booksky 📽📚

even if he had only done Juice I think my answer would be the same, I wish I could say Ice T but he always just plays Ice T

hell yeah these are so good

I am so tired of seeing twitter screenshots of shit that is actually being reported on by major news outlets

tupac

the jumping up and down in his shorts

bless Janusz from bake off for consistently hiding thirst traps in plain sight

shout out to my coworker that decided to make pandan waffles for everyone

I hooted when it kept going