CAKE PLISSKEN

bill burr is a type of dennis leary

at the time (1996) no, but I know there are online communities that use it. most straight use ‘BHM/BBW admirer’ or something similar. I actually first heard the term from a gay coworker around that same time & ended up discovering the subculture.

the first ‘chaser’ I ever encountered was a female coworker that had been giving me rides home for like 3 weeks hoping I would invite her in. she was a good sport when I broke the news.

lunch today will be a spoon of hot sauce and a good huff of the vicks bullet

deputizing you to clown on me if I do

these walt goggins grinch commercials are causing me actual psychic damage

I joined a gym and this is hopefully the last time you hear or see anything about it.

yeah other things are bad too but you gotta start somewhere

this was my office christmas card last year❤️❤️

a movie is bad if it doesn't end with the main character turning to the camera and telling me the point of the story. how else will i know how to feel about it?

instead of making new things based on old Joe Dante stuff, they should let Joe Dante make an actual new fiilm

Onyx

optometry assistant asked if I was picking up the glasses for myself because I ‘looked younger than my chart’ ☺️

If I see someone standing there I always yell it for them

glad I’ve been out sick the last 2 days bc the new hire that was raising my hackles has apparently been acting so standoffish with everyone that they’re afraid to interact with her about anything

I’ll bake something

if you’re trying to exit a bus via the back doors but they don’t open, standing there staring won’t do shit. The operator is not paying attention to you. Communicate your needs by saying ‘back door’ at a volume the operator can hear.

if you want to find out what I watched, listened, whatever to this year ask me in person

Smoking on the shit that makes you eat that powder that makes you drink the juice that makes you explode

was excited about this pear soap but didn’t realize it was bradford pear

had to disown my oldest godchild today, hope the rest of his life is shit

guess what? I’m still watching that shit on christmas!

I’ve had three people tell me I look ‘slim’ in the last week. not into it.

I wish podcasts weren’t so played out cause I miss doing one.

weirdos (derogatory)

if you’re not OP and you don’t know me why would you reskeet this

people saving shit from my alt for their