Grok is absolute dogshit, so this scans.

I don't fault Headline Critic for but being able to keep up — I'm not sure what the damn sombrero thing on Jeffries is supposed to even mean?

Or is it just the White House SocialBros' very own "6-7?"

Come to think of it, so do the ultra-wealthy and ultra-connected.

You mistake this country for a meritocracy, Chris.

Our state seal and flag has never been more appropriate

We need an Insult Olympics. Scotland would no doubt lead the medal table every time.

Willing to bet he's referring to either CamoGPT or the Army's AI suite from Ask Sage.

FYI Channel 4 in the UK is not a BBC channel. It's one of the commercial OTA ones.

JB's got the juice, I'm telling y'all.

Not quite as good as this legend:

And they'd call her something stupid like Kayakin' Kamala for the rest of her life so nobody would forget it.

Haven't they called him "God Emperor" for years?

They don't know, much less care, how Smith would've violated the Hatch Act, but by they're pretty sure it *sounds* serious.

Fear not, they're actually building a Lego factory in my county right now. So we've got that going for us?

Running over one another to take the path on the right

Definitely didn't age well. Not unlike Mssr. Pitt.

And ignore the fact that late-night was such a bad bet that CBS had initially *renewed* a third season of "After Midnight" — w/less than a quarter of Colbert's viewers — before Taylor Tomlinson chose to resign to concentrate on her stand-up career. (What would the lead-in be if Colbert was canned?)

Gordon Gartrelles up!

*weak smile through tears*

So -2. Checks out.

The point is even using the Alligator part is still buying in to the GOP's sick branding.

First my job was called waste, fraud, and abuse and was eliminated.

Now my ability to stay healthy/alive (only 3 years out from a cancer dx, I owe my life to Medicaid) without that job is called waste, fraud, and abuse.

Can't wait for Repubs to explicitly call on people like me to self-eliminate.

Your mental illness is not my reality, Nancy.

Break out the Eszett. You know you want to.

She's been posting on Threads

She's so precious! And yes, that's I think that's the greatest tribute to them you could have made. ❤️

May you have many happy days with your girl.

I think you can still get low-dose codeine + acetaminophen OTC in the UK?

If the renaming selection criterion is that the namesake shares a surname with the actual Confederates, then they pretty much still are, no?

Their new "Has the same surname as the Confederate former namesake"-selection criteria cheat code is obvious and gross.

Letter of the law vs spirit of the law, I guess. Still infuriating.

I worked at Ft. Gregg-Adams until March. GEN Gregg was beaming at the redesignation. He so deserved better.

I get you, but we shouldn't be surprised. After all, we're the same people who went and let the worst member of a "NewsRadio" cast ~that included Andy Dick~ become a Thought Leader™ and kingmaker.
We're so post-Truth now that the coin of the realm is Vibes.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping was like we were all living in a "30 Rock" episode for a day.