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Thank you for sharing! Best laugh I've had in weeks

Alas, I'm so very old. As an old southern liberal, it just sounds like the way my folks talk

It's 2nd on the list

Those chompers need to flex sometimes. No blood, no foul.

Come by my house for your deviled egg half, right into the bucket.

Hello handsome!

Imagine you say to your neighbor "chicken tunnel" to explain your materials. Then imagine he says "OK, right on. Did you just say chicken funnel with no explanation? It felt normal when I said it.

The 2 i got where entirely worth it. They took all the candy i could convince them to take, but still it looks like nerds and butterfingers for breakfast for me this week

I only got 2 trick or treaters! Now what am I supposed to do with all this candy?

Any crimbs committed at the vet on nat'l cat day don't count. Please report back. Good luck!

I'm pretty sure the last time anyone tested my IQ I was 6

Gonzo! So ferce. I hear ca'ats fur protex ther noses. We'll done

Ooh, I'd boil those in a heartbeat. Congratulations!

I watched 4, maybe 5 long episodes of something before I went to bed last night and this morning, struggled to remember what show I was watching.

Feel better fast, Charlie!

Why is it so hard go sleep?

This cat,my precious baby, refuses to ben the little spoon for me. Why must he sleep on my toes and not in my nook? Frustrating. Still, I would die for his little fuzzy ass

We got up to have a g&t and enjoy the porch until the crossword appears in 3...2... 1

I hate because I'm in the wrong time zone to lm get the crossword and 8. I'm already drunk and have had my sleepy pills by then. Can't wet face an evening puzzle? I'm jealous of the east coasters.

I'm also from Texas and mad it accepts taco but but tacoriddo

Who else loves nursing a long-game grievance? They'll see. Oooohhh, they'll see.

I'm from the 80s and I'm mad every time it doesn't take ILLING. Don't think less of me. It accepts PHAT

And, now I know about pickle fountains.

Tabby cat Cozy in a colorful quilt, gazing up with clear green eyes that force you to do his bidding.

Good morning from this little prince, who eats off my regular saucers and drinks out of my regular glasses.

One time I switched to a heavily scented hand soap and my cat had an allergic reaction. I hope you're able to find and fix the issue just as fast.

Annie Hall

Atticus Finch is racist.

Tabby cat lounging on my outstretched legs, which are crossed at the ankle. He's between my feet facing me with one elbow propped on my shin like the most interesting man in the world.

Romulus is awake now. Still comfortable on my shins. Giving me side-eye for telling y'all all his business.

Tabby cat lounging across his mom's outstretched legs. He has his throat across one shin and his ribs across the other.

Romulus, that can't be comfortable.

I thimk sum peepble didentz get enough hugz wen day weer a littleun