Flat Pluto Society

"I don't know what the heck is going to come out."

TAPEWORM EGGS. TAPEWORM EGGS ARE WHAT IS GOING TO COME OUT.

It's the dilophosaurus, because that's the dino that killed Nedry.

...no, I haven't had any annoying interactions with IT today at all, why do you ask?

Star TREK, on the other hand...

It would be kind of funny if someone decided to be an annoying pedant and correct you for using sentence fragments.

Hell yes, congrats! That is a great accomplishment.

It's the only way that losers like this dude are able to trick themselves into feeling a sense of superiority.

Extremely shitty that this post was auto-tagged as "rude."

Happy birthday! You are allowed one (1) birthday boy posting crash out.

WHAT.

Practice makes perfect!

I'm the only remaining one.

Absolutely not, and I will say something even more stupid tomorrow.

DO YOUR SLEEVES HAVE SCALE MAIL?

I genuinely can't tell if he's hamming it up on purpose or needs medical attention.

Fascism means your neighbors may get disappeared and climate refugees may get gunned down en masse at the border, but there will probably still be a new iPhone every year.

This matters more than you want to a whole lot of people.

Great Value brand boxed mac and cheese

Pinnacle brand whipped cream flavor vodka

Pasta alla vodka for true gourmets

My go-to breakfast when I'm either rushed or low on energy is plain, full-fat yogurt with a squeeze of honey and Grape Nuts stirred in. I realize that that sounds like the breakfast of a person who gets coffee enemas at a health spa for insane people, but it's satisfying and nutritious.

100%. For SO many guys, intimacy with women is not an end unto itself. The real goal is getting the approval from other men that comes from sleeping with women.

SAY THE LINE, BRENDEL

Lady bee from Bee Movie

My husband is dead.

I don't want to remarry. I just want SEX.

See my stinger. Click here.

<----- I'm with [NOTHING]

And I'll bet any pay increases you've gotten over the last five years or so haven't kept up with inflation, either.

Hell yes, this sounds like a very good step in the right emotional direction.

I am afraid that you have spoken this guy into existence, and he's going to make a Bluesky account very soon.

I totally get playing in soccer stadiums in Mexico and Brazil and England, but this is just completely baffling to me.

Why are dogs immediately 10000% more interested in food when it has poison in it?

logged on and everyone’s being weird

This is the normalest I've ever been, what are you talking about?