Floating Pile of Justice

Portland Oregon.

My Gawd! The horror!

This is how we do it (Yah I know the song is stuck in your head now).

He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time.

Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.

#StandWithTheSurvivors

Who else has canceled Disney+, Hulu, and Paramount+??

If you haven’t, you’re not doing it right.

We are in a new McCarthy era, only an even more stupid one.

Hiding the truth.

But Matthew Dowd was fired for his insensitive telling of the truth. These people are lost.

Turns out, it’s the f***ing guns, after all, I guess…. 🤷‍♂️

You gotta feel for how complicated this moment just got for the SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED fetishists. Tough day for them.

But mostly - Epstein files what now?

At the bottom of all of this is something very simple. Greed is killing this country. All the other culture nonsense is a ruse toward an end - greed. It’s heartbreaking to live through and maddening how many don’t see it.

That tiny little gun is like visual poetry.

Starmer is thinking what we are thinking and what most of the world is thinking.

For those keeping track, we’ve now gone from:

The Epstein Files are on my desk > The Epstein Files don’t exist > Someone might have planted my name in the Epstein Files.

Gonna be wild watching MAGA defend him for pardoning Maxwell.

So to clarify the timeline:

Trump promises to release the Epstein files for his entire campaign.

Bondi says they’re on her desk.

Trump gets told he’s in them.

Bondi says whoopsies, turns out the Epstein files don’t actually exist.

It's the real thing.....

This is why most experts have been saying that Iran could reconstitute their nuclear program in a matter of months.

It’s also why it’s dangerous to declare victory before you know what you actually accomplished.

The official account for Elmo has been hacked

Meanwhile, over on X:

Valtrex and Thorazine are currently scrambling to recast their commercials with white people lest they lose their biggest customer.

What an absolutely stupid and f***ing cruel time we are living in. This is not the country I was born into. We have some f*** ing balls celebrating “independence” and the “land of the free” or “home of the brave”. That last one is laughable. “Brave”? Nahhh. Terrified primates throwing poop.

Rough day for Big Balls — he got fired from his DOGE position.

Rougher day for Andrew Cuomo, who was rejected by NYC voters.

Great day for Zohran Mamdani and the working class.

This historic victory might just help the party win back trust with it's base.

They stand for nothing beyond their own power and stuffing more money in their own pockets. Nothing.

Now, that's what's up!!

Funny joke takes a dark turn with that very last line…. 😬

“Everyday takes figurin’ out all over again, how to fuckin’ live.” - words to live by. So much authentic struggle and authentic wisdom in just about every character. I remember thinking the language of the show was Shakespearean. It’s a wonder.

Because what happens when you drop bombs on other people - drop bombs near their children and loved ones is - they feel peaceful and are motivated to behave toward you, who dropped the bombs, peacefully. Because that’s how humans (primates) usually respond. “They’ll greet us like liberators.” 👍 👌