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@laurenlizardman.bsky.social

Biologist, mean and obscene no minors please

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Laurens Back with more Leon Kennedy commissions

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a teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched ALT: a teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched

OH BOY!!! TREASURE!!!

02.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Craterellus tubaeformis - Trumpet Chanterelle. #FungiFriends

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a cartoon of spongebob saying " but i 'm a good noodle " ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying " but i 'm a good noodle "
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a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone
28.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Killer also has to decide if they wanna grab you with a shitty ass

28.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a blender render of a diner floor with a single fry, with a monster reaching towards it

a blender render of a diner floor with a single fry, with a monster reaching towards it

five second rule

28.10.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2852    πŸ” 633    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3
lanyardigan 
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheatβ€” beautiful and terrible to behold!

DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.

G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.

DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 1:56 PM

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheatβ€” beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this October 15, 2023 at 1:56 PM

15.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 751    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Stop payment processors from censoring games!

Not seeing much on my timeline about it anymore, so here's a reminder: payment processors are still trying to censor NSFW content of all kinds, and are in fact getting more aggressive about it; I'm seeing stories of folks losing access every day

Call them & tell them THIS IS BULLSHIT

24.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1567    πŸ” 1785    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

Another one

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a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it

a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

24.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3910    πŸ” 862    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 49
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suggestion for new DBD weapon

23.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

haha i do that

21.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when white people get so worked up they start turning red >>>>

21.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

17.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2093    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 7
Belt Looks Weird On Child

Belt Looks Weird On Child

Belt Looks Weird On Child

16.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4890    πŸ” 507    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 35
A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!"  In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

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Check out our windows 95 themed automation game about making powerpoint factories on steam #gamdev #indiegame
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250/...

15.10.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
digital painting

digital painting

indoor wyrm

04.09.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Turing Police @turing_police
when I was like 12 I went to the California science center which had a "drunk driving simulator" educational arcade type game and if you were too good at it the game would automatically crash the car after a while so you didnt undermine their message

Turing Police @turing_police when I was like 12 I went to the California science center which had a "drunk driving simulator" educational arcade type game and if you were too good at it the game would automatically crash the car after a while so you didnt undermine their message

please post rare turing_polices

13.10.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2752    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 15

She has sent me more leon kennedy dollars

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My charity page artwork for MareFair 2025

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me before and after shelling out to see One Battle After Another in IMAX

04.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2930    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧡)

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A screenshot of an X post by Q. Anthony Ali (@NobleQAli
, 12h ago) featuring a black-and-white historical image of a person lying on the ground while others, including a woman kneeling and several standing figures, are around them in what appears to be a park or open area. Below this, a reply by Antonio Benetto (@Tony_Benetto
, 1d ago) to @drmistercody
 states: "I don't believe US troops will fire on American citizens."

A screenshot of an X post by Q. Anthony Ali (@NobleQAli , 12h ago) featuring a black-and-white historical image of a person lying on the ground while others, including a woman kneeling and several standing figures, are around them in what appears to be a park or open area. Below this, a reply by Antonio Benetto (@Tony_Benetto , 1d ago) to @drmistercody states: "I don't believe US troops will fire on American citizens."

History has many painful lessons.

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Jub Jub is an emotional roller-coaster

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