Ewan-Bert no more

Bannon using the Tommy Robinson defence today: "'I am a filmmaker and TV host with decades of experience interviewing controversial figures,' Bannon told the New York Times on Monday

Yeah. Toppling Theresa May, Crypto donations and a Wee the People bitcoin are standard film production issues

"I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats."

Republican Americans must be soooooo proud...

Yet the electorate has little confidence in him. His advisors need their knuckles rapped

Mandelson files expected to be 'huge' as WhatsApps with McSweeney set for release

NEW: Preparations are underway for the release of the Mandelson files as officials predicted the disclosure would be 'huge' with WhatsApps with Morgan McSweeney set to be released

Absolutely true, every fucking word.

I feel had God wanted us to wax our balls, he'd have added a wicked so we could light them in a power cut

Oh fick that. I got a wax at home kit and was adhered to a piece of waxed paper for days. My neighbour thought I was being attacked when she heard screams and right big swears fron the bathroom

Well, if they wallop about in the breeze, it's just as well and no one likes curlies in their teeth, unless they're the wurlie kind 🤔

I've made this before. Its outrageously good.
Of course, the added pleasire of being able to blame you for my wobbly waistline makes it even better. I mean, I cant blame myself 🤷🏻‍♂️

Nutella Cheesecake I don’t know if I should apologise for this or boast about it. Either way, I feel you will thank me for it. The thing is, it’s embarrassingly easy to make and unembarrassingly easy to eat. Don’t be t...

I can’t say that I take World Nutella Day seriously in any way, but it does give me an excuse (not that any is needed) to make this absurdly easy Nutella Cheesecake #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/nute...

Tomorrow's front page 📰

Starmer admits he knew of Mandelson-Epstein relationship post-conviction - yet still appointed peer to US ambassador role

Department of Human Suffering: When the government tells you to report your neighbors to solve housing shortages, something has gone badly wrong.

You couldn’t make this stuff up. Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby!

Donald Tusk says that Poland is now investigating connections between Epstein and the Russian Secret Service

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Id have to lose.more than half my body weight and then there'd be the problem of excess skin. Could she make you a luggage set, matching hand bag and purse?

Was it bitch tits?

Love that. I'd wear it. Mind it might and extra blanket for the back 🙈

Catherine O'Hara, star of Schitt's Creek and Home Alone, dies aged 71 The Emmy-winning actress died at her home in Los Angeles on Friday after a brief illness, her agent said.

No(!)
R.I.P. Catherine 💔

BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Christ. I finally figured out
All Of Is Strangers.

The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film

Two times bygamist an all. Lived in a world of her own.
£6.99 on Kindle

Thank Gawd. I was worried.
There's a really good biography of her, titled "Fabulous Fanny". It's quite a story. She was bonkers and deluded, but, my goodness, the woman could cook.

I've blocked a fair few. I try not to be political on here, so am mostly left alone. Here, I never thought I'd see the day, youd have a fanny for a profile photo

Ears and ankles? I hope not 🤭
No. I know what you mean. The nicer folks came here first, but were followed by the nasties and the trolls

Yikes. I have ankylosing Spondylitis and have had one surgery for a herniated disc. It was hellish. Its got worse with age. I'll not jave me ankles behind me ears again, that's for sure. I was off here for a while. A friend was destroyed by a group of people. It was awful to watch

Ouch. Sounds like a big op.

- I offered to help when the lights went out on the Riverdance set but the lead dancer said he would fix it
- Flatley re-fused?
- I wasn't given a chance, no

#LunchPun

How's it going, lad?

It's just because yer a big Mary