✨Lindsay✨

how the finnish nhl names are pronounced in finnish, 2025-26 version (we’re so back) 🔥

Image showing 6 Lightning players in a standing-room-only penalty box and only 4 players on a very roomy bench. During a Panthers' power play, so only 4 on the ice. SMFH.

At this point, I think we can stop calling this a hockey game. That's just not what is happening here. 🥊

It would be cool if drinking the water from the back of the air conditioner gave you crazy ice powers like sub zero instead of legionnaires disease

This feels like entrapment from the friend

Give Manaka half a goal for that diving header. Offside in the end but...yeesh was that a finish, especially for a player known better for magic at her feet.

Courage and Louisville remain deadlocked in this six-point battle for eighth place. #NWSL

Left shark has left the building.

A simple sign on a building in upstate New York that that reads “Books & Cake”

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

Well don't I feel stupid

facebook post from brookfield zoo chicago with a picture of an axolotl and the caption: “And the votes are in... Please give a warm welcome to our newly named axolotl: Sir Mix-O-Lotl. Thank you to everyone who cast their vote in our naming contest. Stop by The Living Coast to say hi to Sir Mix-O-Lot on your next visit! Brookfield Zoo Chicago recently took in 20 rescued axolotls that were illegally imported at O'Hare International Airport and seized by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officers. These salamanders were imported from Indonesia and needed professional care to survive. Axolotls are listed as Critically Endangered by the IUCN (International Union for Conservation of Nature Red List). You can symbolically adopt Sir Mix-O-Lot to support the care, education, and conservation of this critically endangered species at https://bit.ly/4mFQXlh.”

SIR MIX-O-LOTL

This makes me wonder about the required standards for the NWSL injury report. Either most teams are specifying above the standard (knee, ankle, etc), or the Courage are not in compliance (using hockey-style "lower body" as a catch-all).

[Huey Long voice]

me: making art is difficult. criticism is harsh and cruel.

doctor: treatment is simple, stay away from your worst critics. go spend time by yourself

me, bursting into tears: but doctor,

In this scene from the long-running American soap opera Days of Our Lives (s61e008), Aaron uses playing Xenoblade as an excuse to invite Arianna into his dorm room.

I love to download a software update and spend the rest of the day researching how to undo all the bullshit they changed for no reason

Cupid & Psyche, by Benjamin West, 1808, 📸 via @V0LofTheWild

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"

ILLINOIS 💙🧡

Anna Kalinskaya has her dog, Bella, chasing tennis balls for her during her warmup

Cheerwine spotted in the Guys Grocery Games store, wonder if any of these folks understand the masterpiece that is cheerwine

She's watching The Summer I Turned Pretty, I'm watching the Kiluaea Eruption Livestream, we are not the same

Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even

They looked at me like I was insane when I tried to do this in Durham tho

Fun fact: in some states you can go to the food court without a membership

Rochester NY - there's free arcade games in the terminal
Long Beach - open air portions of the terminal are lovely
Kailua-Kona - open air terminal, vibes
Ishigaki - beautiful, good food, nice views

Almost home

Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim@universeodon.com) on Mastodon: "Interviewer: can I get your references? Me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does"

If I had a dime for every time an #NWSL coach was mysteriously dismissed just days before their team traveled for a game in Houston... I’d have four dimes, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s now happened at least four times (Benstiti, Ward, Potter, Nahas)

Was wondering why the interns couldn’t hold their Celsius’

It came loaded.