✨Lindsay✨

They looked at me like I was insane when I tried to do this in Durham tho

Fun fact: in some states you can go to the food court without a membership

Rochester NY - there's free arcade games in the terminal
Long Beach - open air portions of the terminal are lovely
Kailua-Kona - open air terminal, vibes
Ishigaki - beautiful, good food, nice views

Almost home

Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim@universeodon.com) on Mastodon: "Interviewer: can I get your references? Me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does"

If I had a dime for every time an #NWSL coach was mysteriously dismissed just days before their team traveled for a game in Houston... I’d have four dimes, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s now happened at least four times (Benstiti, Ward, Potter, Nahas)

Was wondering why the interns couldn’t hold their Celsius’

It came loaded.

just a man and his humble thinkpad putting on a gm masterclass #raiseup

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

The 700 rats one is honestly iconic

Fun stats: Kaleigh Kurtz is on her 3rd hair tie of the game by the 19th minute #nccourage

this is about as mad as you’re going to see a pilot on an intercom after they almost got directed into another plane on approach. also the reveal of what kind of plane almost slammed into them is a jaw-dropper

Collage showing the evolution of a burrito. On the left, a video still of hands making small traditional northern mexican burritos. Above, an illustration of a hedgehog and a large more aggressive version. A large, orange arrow points to the right, where a photo shows a giant california style burrito. Three red question marks are in the foreground are shown below. All trying to look like a slide in the worst powerpoint presentation ever

im gonna write a gastro-anthropologic study about how burritos experienced a form island gigantism when they arrived in california (california is an island according to 16th century cartographers, okay?)

a cartoon character is holding a large bone in its hand ALT: a cartoon character is holding a large bone in its hand

Left my Cubone plush at a hotel, trying not to sound insane while trying to describe the plush to someone who doesn't know pokemon "does it look like it has a skull on its head"

Twitter deleted our first video. Not sure why.

So here's Jarvy's road trip boys, 2.0

New meat just dropped at Kroger

Become a jamón expert at our Ham School

TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:

Spotted in Memphis 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m a Canes fan and this was in NC, but right on!

Imagine if this took you east

Jarvy, KK, and PK, I want banter and chaos

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.

The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

if someone doesn't like your swearing just say "this is HBO." you can declare HBO at any time, ain't no rules against it

Bad scene in Chapel Hill tonight. Major flooding occurring #ncwx

Rod in fucking shambles. Driving around downtown Raleigh. Punching the steering wheel. Screaming the lyrics to a Dashboard Confessional song.

Only a 3 mile drive from Kinetico of Denver to Ball Arena.

TBF, that's not a bad commute.

tbh i'm relieved that it was Corey Perry cause for a moment there i thought the LA Kings did something really dumb like sign Cody Ceci

YIKES

Text over image of the moon: Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it's the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at. they all looked at the moon they're all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

#historyfacts