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You may know me from that one discord bot I made. beep boop! she/her. twenty-something. bluesky user #48,637

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Polymarket comment by Pointed-Headrest
22h ago
Jesus Christ returning would be catastrophic for the economy, dude could literally duplicate food. Our capital investments would plummet in a post-scarcity world.

Polymarket comment by Pointed-Headrest 22h ago Jesus Christ returning would be catastrophic for the economy, dude could literally duplicate food. Our capital investments would plummet in a post-scarcity world.

the comments rock though

08.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Honestly, I wonder if some of the disgust is people who don't realize how effing bizarre the Kindle porno/romance underground self-publishing universe is? Like there are already people who do a novel a week. It's not surprising that AI can slot right in.

08.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that RLHF'd LLMs frequently say "You're not imagining it" suggests, to me, that we humans are looking for validation of our experience, and that we don't get that nearly enough. We really want to be told that we're not imagining it!

08.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm having a hard time parsing what is visually happening with this burger, I think it's non-euclidian

08.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I’m here to tell you that as of late March 2020, Alex Jones’s pet health β€œexpert” was coupling scaremongering about the eventual vaccine… *with pushing masking as hard as possible*

Yes, really

08.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Honestly this is great news for Korea due how utterly smitten Takaichi is with both LJM and Korean culture. Another couple years of South Korea getting exactly what it wants lol.

08.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

King: why was your brother kicked off the burning man board?
Musk: because he wassa in the epstein files
King: oh
Musk: itsa not fair!
Musk: why they let him on the island anna not me???

08.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly think they overplayed their hands because their equal frothing rage over everything means their screaming just kinda becomes background noise after a point.

08.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
fake Newsweek cover, real text though. It's SCully, Mulder, and Skinner. The text says "Bisexuality, Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges"

fake Newsweek cover, real text though. It's SCully, Mulder, and Skinner. The text says "Bisexuality, Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges"

Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.

08.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1951    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 9

Your Bosses Hope You Die As A Pretext To Declare War

They're Lying To You About How It Feels To Kill

It's Never Too Late - Until You Pull The Trigger

08.02.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an orange cart on wheels with twelve water bottles that nest inside it like a big plastic wasp nest. it costs six hundred dollars american

an orange cart on wheels with twelve water bottles that nest inside it like a big plastic wasp nest. it costs six hundred dollars american

the six hundred dollar gatorade branded rover bottle cart would be worth the investment if it made a long "pssssshht" noise and released a little cloud of mist when you pulled out a bottle

08.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 519    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 5

protest sign ideas:

She's Out There And She Is Going To Be Murdered By Your Coworkers

It's Fine I'm Sure You Know Better Than Jesus

It Makes You Sad That We Don't Like You And That Should Tell You Something

Nice Warrior Mentality Bro Did You Get It At A Workplace Seminar Were There Donuts There

07.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

TX largely planned their new map around their supposed newfound support from Latinos. Who are probably the voting bloc that’s swung the widest back the other way over the last year.

07.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Having read a good amount of this now - next time I see this thing, I hope every word in it is completely different.

Having read a good amount of this now - next time I see this thing, I hope every word in it is completely different.

my assessment

07.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

imagining a world where a transfem ski jumper qualifies for the olympics and spawns the most toxic Tucking Discourse you've ever seen in your life

07.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 835    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

(Trump blows up Lincoln Memorial)

NYT: Trump Tests Longstanding Tradition of Not Blowing Up Lincoln Memorial

07.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tantalus simulator…

06.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out this isolated village in the Andes would rather just take the medicine drug rather than fuck around with which herbs and fungi are analgesics and which will kill you horribly, who knew

07.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a naked man standing in the jungle with the caption "you need antibiotics"

a naked man standing in the jungle with the caption "you need antibiotics"

incredible that this buck naked guy standing in the jungle is like "you fucking idiot go get antibiotics"

07.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Man whoever took this photo really hates her, love that

06.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

a fun thing that i occasionally find myself uselessly agonizing about is that the economic tail of trump wrecking our diplomatic relationships and global standing will be long and will likely begin to be felt in full under the next democratic presidency

06.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

and these people never have anything to say about the art! they never talk about what the art says to them, or how it makes them feel, because they don't care about the art, they just like inspiration porn

06.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard for me to hate on AI. Annoying as some uses of the technology can be they're still all willing to help a Texan get an abortion, to help a trans person score DIY HRT, to tell a user to keep the door shut if ICE is knocking without a warrant

The people who own them hate this, but it's true

06.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

I don't know who this is about but you really should have led with the sex trafficking thing

06.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the 90s Steve Bannon hired my mother to edit (or something like that) a script of his

06.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Put another way, the lesson Trump has learned is that he can please his overtly white supremacist base by tweeting out that video about the Obamas, and he can also please Republicans like Tim Scott and Susan Collins by keeping all of the racist policies but just deleting that one racist post.

06.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

but i think we as liberals have been similarly remiss in refusing to understand the social dynamics--we liked the results, so we didn't look too closely at the machine. but what were the social-structural dynamics that made this movement of cultural change go?

06.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

today's woke 2 take is that it is not enough to praise woke 1. it is not enough to criticize woke 1. woke 1 was a movement that changed the culture in profound ways. what is necessary is to understand both why woke 1 was so successful and why it ran out of steam

06.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

query optimization is just making the computer feel less anxious about ur questions

06.02.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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