Mr. Emotion

Yeah sounds very not real. If he were that eager about men’s feet we would have seen some evidence by now, it’s not like he’s a subtle guy

The Green Knight, The Uncle (2022), Adult Swim Yule Log

I hardly ever play anything but Dialect was a beautiful experience and Fiasco was the hardest and longest I’ve laughed in years

Someone else’s list had Calvaire which I have seen at least four times and had somehow forgotten was a Christmas movie so we’re both getting our memories jogged tonight

These are all terrific but Calvaire and Christmas Evil are especially elite picks

Four Christmas movies to know me by:

Ask if it knows the Kind Clinic sharps container

I’m also autistic, I get it for sure. I get that way when folks debunk vaccine bullshit without also decrying its ableism. I also had a bad mental health day when a Twitter popular kid told me to kms and I had to actively remind myself how few of their followers probably saw that happen

I assume they tore when he got giant sized

I don’t follow him and hadn’t been aware of him before today but when I do follow someone it’s usually after seeing one good post and scanning their last 30 or so posts for a vibe check. Not exactly a foolproof system, and I’ve gone “oh shit” and unfollowed before

God I remember that sticking out like a sore thumb at the time

Tarantino is a terrible person but

1) Dano being glaringly inferior to DDL was such a consensus at the time I remember being mocked for saying I liked his performance

2) “Tarantino sucks and also he has a FOOT FETISH” have these people ever had an original thought

It’s me, Bangles the Sex Imp. I’m into embroidery and I’m working on changing my name

If you know me I think it’s hard to be too surprised by my taste but Goon might be a bit of a curveball (curve… puck?)

My big hot take on piracy discourse is that it’s too complicated for blanket statements but not actually hard to navigate. Struggling to eat? You still deserve art. Is the artist struggling to eat? They deserve whatever art budget you do have more than megacorps do. You’re smart, figure it out.

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Love them! With this and Ragana and Planning for Burial it’s been a good year for doom

THANK YOU

I SAW THE TV GLOW made me stop ignoring something I didn’t realize I was ignoring, told me I had to dive into my own fear and confusion if I ever wanted to live authentically. I would not be who I am now without it.

inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor

Authorized episode logo for Death Race 2, featuring September Jones

OUT NOW! @mr-e-motion.bsky.social joins to discuss Death Race 2. We kinda like it, they don't. They are also our social media czar, meaning they write these posts! So why are they being referred to in third person? Who is the first person perspective? Do words mean things? Listen: shorturl.at/lDZ45

Similarly, Super Ghouls ‘n Ghosts handles like dogshit and spits in your face at every turn and I adore it because I am broken

I love him but I am also wrong

Ask anyone why they want to create a human life and there's a better than 90% chance their answer will be about how doing so would serve them emotionally

Good lens/starting point for the larger conversation we need to have about the mindset that children are tools for their parents' self-actualization. It's especially galling presented so nakedly and as a solution for men's problems specifically, but it's normalized in more subtle ways all around us

Maybe could be salvaged diluting and adding fat with a bunch of coconut milk?

No one has ever looked more like they created the comic strip 'Ziggy'

"PFAS have been linked to several kinds of cancer, birth defects, and damage to the liver and immune system, among other health problems."

introduce yourself with the last five concert you’ve seen

slowreader
mountain goats
zeal & Ardor
xiu xiu
throat piss

I love Nothing Doing and would love more of it but have no interest in finding out what it’s like when you aren’t enjoying it