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Fuck Blake Treinen 👏 - 👏 - 👏 👏 👏

Vladdy hitting first base with his hand needs to become the new gif for the Easy button.

Oh dang, happy birthday Ben!

Been hit and miss since COVID and the Nats not getting a party for me. This is the first time since then that I simply can’t miss a game.

This dude barely pitched until the playoffs! Unreal.

TREY YESAVAGE

12 strikeouts
No walks

That’s the most strikeouts by a pitcher in a World Series game with no walks

The playoffs this year have totally reignited my love of baseball. God damn it, I love this sport.

Trey Yesavage reminds me of Stephen Strasburg, and for anyone who doesn’t know me, that is the ultimate compliment.

If you boycott elections, candidates logically ignore you and focus on the voters they can still get.

There’s a reason pundits keep nudging Dems to a mushy middle. Those folks are idiots, yes, but they’re idiots who show up to vote.

And that matters more to a candidate than your smart apathy.

two men are talking to each other and one of them says that 's not how it works ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them says that 's not how it works

I cannot believe there are still people in my mentions arguing that boycotting an election because the candidates aren’t addressing your issue is a way to get them to pay attention.

I feel this gif in my bones today

He still defies physics with those pitches.

I do enjoy chickens returning to roost

Fuck Blake Treinen 👏 - 👏 - 👏 👏 👏

New game, same Schneider.

Does it mean anything when a pitcher fondles the rosin bag too much?

AI from Google Cloud knows that 22% of pitchers play with a rosin bag enough to make you uncomfortable, and 6% of those pitchers have been arrested for misdemeanors or worse. All of them must report to Google's Reeducation Center.

I don’t remember what I had for dinner 2 nights ago, but I will never forget was Yusmiero Petit did to us that night. Also, Drew Storen, but that’ll always be second to 2012 for him.

An extreme insult to injury situation.

Same! I wore shorts to that game. Those last 9 innings when the beer wore off and there was no more to buy was NOT great.

a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying . Alt: a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying . This alt text will not stand, man. “A woman”. That’s Leslie fucking Knope!

I had to call it in the 15th, but related

The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old

I didn’t mean that

a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the words `` c mon , do something ... '' . ALT: a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the words `` c mon , do something ... '' .

me to the blue jays bats

For the love of goodness, someone just win this game.

I’m just thinking about how hilarious it would be if Shohei was IBB’d for every AB for the rest of the series.

Don’t care if it’s 2 on, none out, I’m still walking Shohei.

Bet Schneider is glad he’s absolutely obliterated his bench already.

I’m so tired you guys

Thought the same. Landed hard.