Annie 🍦

Southern Baptist delegates at national meeting overwhelmingly call for banning same-sex marriage Southern Baptists overwhelmingly endorsed a ban on gay marriage — including a call for a reversal of the Supreme Court’s precedent legalizing it nationwide.

The SBC, which was founded in 1845 expressly for the purpose to preserve slavery & was the first and the last religious defenders of Jim Crow, & whose clergy are among the most frequently arrested for sexual abuse, doesn’t like same-gender marriage. What a surprise!

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We are currently ruled by a bunch of people who think the tragedy of Anne Frank is she wasn’t found sooner

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I like how we just aren’t Be Best anymore this time, Melania

Every time I see a cyber truck I try and make eye contact if I can and pull my mini van up and give them a hardy thumbs down. I wish more people would do this.

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

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Why is it always muffins for mom when margaritas also has alliteration?

The bronzer is looking rather Wonka lately.

Yoga view Wednesday

The absolute worrrrrrst type of person is someone who makes fun of what someone else likes. Why on earth put down something that makes someone happy? That’s all I need to know about you.

I don’t know if Karen Read did it but i know a lot about measuring blood alcohol levels and snowfall #karenreadtrial

We hadn’t won World War II by May 8th. I know because my family and I were still in an internment camp in Tule Lake, California.

Conway doing some Saturday reading

I finally thought of someone less qualified than the GOP's choice of RFK Jr for Sec of Health & Human Services.

This guy's scientific theories are not far off, TBH. We still quote the toad or dwarf line lol.
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I love it when Christmas comes around and the evangelicals act like they would invite in an unmarried foreign couple to birth a child in their house. They wouldn’t even offer a manger, it would be straight to a detention center.

I saw a Monkee
Micky Dolenz rocked it out

Apple Jacks are underrated!

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Asked my daughter to tell me what Easter means and she said it’s to celebrate Jesus being killed in a thunderstorm by Zeus and honestly I’ve never been more proud of my parenting.

If Jesus came back today he’d be deported to El Salvador as a Middle Eastern socialist promoting empathy.

I won’t share RFK Jr.’s lies about autism.

It’s disgusting and dangerous.

If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.

Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.

To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.

Conservative Reagan appointee Judge Wilkinson: “The government is asserting a right to stash away residents of this country in foreign prisons without the semblance of due process that is the foundation of our constitutional order… should be shocking…” t.co/zWyHyScBk4

A night out with my new boyfriend Joey McIntyre 🥹🤪

Goals.

Made it a third of the way into the movie 2073. Too realistic. No thanks!

White Lotus made me saaaaaaad (also, set next season in Pigeon Forge you cowards)