Frontman

They wanted a martyr...so they made one...just wondering...

Ya think?

Is this The Onion?

No, they aren't.

Right. Let's punish children while Chump spends millions playing golf. Gods, I hate that man!

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so damn depressing...

Neither thing will happen.

No.

I'd rather see the idiot on the greens than the Kremlin West...

In a sane world, Trump have joined the insurrectionists, not pardoned them.

A (not so) parody song I wrote...

I'll believe it when it happens.

It's easy to propose things that sound great but will never happen.

"Stupid kills, but not nearly enough."

Never happen.

Nope

We have had many dogs over the years, but one of the dogs we have now is dumber than a box of rocks. She literally can't understand a doggy door flap in the screen door.

I think I'll have her run for president next election. I think she'll be a shoo-in.

Costco esomeprazole. I was able to put ALL the capsules into 2 containers. I couldn't believe how much packaging waste there was.

Already is.

If only talking was all that ever happened...

Go for it. Fight fire with fire.

Not sorry even a little!

My big dumb dog is smarter than Empty G!

Always did!