CrazyAFButCute

Please pretty please please please

Thanks so much. I’m not even the same person I was back then. I’ve grown and shrunk as a person 😂

*screams into the pumpkin spiced void*

Shoulder day. Every day stronger

January/ today. Everyday stronger.

One day at a time we will get to our goals together

“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as in my delirium i attempt to vape using a thermometer

I think it’s time for a major class action lawsuit against insurance companies for practicing medicine without a license

Working the ER on Halloween must be wild. Oh no! Paw Patrol is having a breach birth

Universe: It’s all just random chaos. Literally nothing matters.

Me: Okay, but even ME, though?

All. The. Time.

do you ever think about how cool trees are

Taking the unsettling things you whisper in your sleep and embroidering them on some lovely throw pillows.

You are a work of art. I want to pin you to the wall.

Can’t we both be 😭😭😭

So are you!!!!!

There’s only one way to make us stop demanding the release of the Epstein files.

reading tea leaves be like “yep those are tea leaves”

Listen, I’m trying to have love for humanity, you’re making it quite difficult.

Mine is me in a sports bra it’s almost nothing

I am the undispoted kong of typos

I love how my media is labeled adult content. They’re right. I am an adult.

Healthier. Happier.

If you don't sing the guitar solos in Sublime's What I Got, I don't trust you

Mispronouncing his surname makes Stanley very tucci.

Are you ok, they asked. I said yes, because I couldn't say I wanted to set the office on fire. Do you want to set the office on fire, they asked. I said no, because you can't admit to this. But wait, this is ambition too.

Sometimes the office needs to burn. Believe in yourself.

~ LinkedIn post

Brutal honesty is my love language