Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting.

She had some things she needed to get off her chest

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

There are plenty of other terrible things about generative AI but overall my objection to it is spiritual and I just can’t really get into arguments about that. That objection doesn’t extend to every use case for it, but as far as generating anything “imaginative”, those are all graven images to me

I do not want to "allow Zoom to access my microphone." I want to drive the little replica steam train that chugs around the park

They should have dog events at the Olympics. Why are horses the only animals who can compete? Who thought that was what the people wanted?

Instagram ad with picture of some hands. Text: Another winter ruining your hands? END IT NOW.

Suicide is never the answer

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Sherlock Bones looks like a detective with dogged determination.

Kelly Latimore's painting of The presentation of christ.

Kelly Latimore's painting of The presentation of christ features Joseph with an @ufw.bsky.social shirt on.

Absolutely losing my mind about this.

you know how in Buffy there was an episode where she was clinically dead for a few seconds and that meant another slayer appeared? That happened to post Malone and that’s how we got jelly roll

do not go piggly into that good wiggly

❤️

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it? Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir! Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!

replace rfk jr with this guy

He was a Communist, Elmo.

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

they’ll blame you for being in their way even when they’re the ones who invaded the neighborhood where your baby was sleeping inside your home

We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

They’re desperate for a west wing episode instead of reality

Fascinating!

www.cambridge.org/core/journal...

holy fuck it’s real