this guy

Pork roll egg and cheese on a Kaiser bun? That's low key my entire identity

Only if Skerik is available

Andy, hire her, she's funny!

Hailey is awesome at being late to things, there's good and bad, what thing will stick

@hiremeimfunny.bsky.social this you?

Not loving it

Maybe that's why it will fail. These are not smart people and it's getting out of hand.

sure bro

🤷‍♂️if it sold more candy, wouldn't they have kept doing it?

mmm culty

Wonder if it failed because of red dye fears

I guess you’re right. Any revenue generated from clicks is nothing compared to make by controlling the narrative. Probably just a rounding error.

Until doing the right thing makes more clicks

Nice pull

Not exactly a goat then, eh?

@greenevillezoo.bsky.social why didn't you adopt him? This is on you.

Chuck Shumers nickname in law school was Chuck the Schmuck. For real.

Brrrrr

🎯

These are fun

Are they actually marketing this as a “handheld facials device”? 😂😂

Why are you telling him this?

Wilford Brimley was 23 years old in this movie

“Provocative”

Sad. Thank you for filling the void.

Home made pickles were a close second

Deep cut

Brilliant

@todepond.com

Try a sugar daddy?