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she/her #BadAssWomanAlert #UglyDog “If Betsy DeVos can be Sec. of Education I can do whatever the fuck it is you do here.” -my cover letter in perpetuity
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
23.12.2024 18:49 — 👍 24279 🔁 5395 💬 255 📌 177#BadAssWomanAlert she said i literally cannot deal with this
20.12.2024 00:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0my dream
17.12.2024 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
wheel of fortune board _P__T_NG __ SO_T__RE
UPVOTING MY SOFTCORE
12.12.2024 00:29 — 👍 161 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0she fucked him up #BadAssWomanAlert
11.12.2024 16:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0feeling so much better!!!
08.12.2024 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ya girl was betrayed by carrots/french onion dip AND/OR fancy rice crackers from a gift basket from work. any typemof food betrayal cuts so deep
08.12.2024 05:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ohhhhh we love your glasses🤩 v Sexy Professional Woman™️
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obsessed with this cover of seabird 🤩
youtu.be/RInijNrvqNQ?...
YES - Cathy its to awful
06.12.2024 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the holiday coca cola ad this year is by far the most annoying commercial ive seen in…years…
06.12.2024 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1😂😭 im sorry!! hate them both so much
04.12.2024 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you are sinply the more comfortable chair 😅😅
03.12.2024 19:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0only if i can say that i fucking *hate* a christmas story. it is in the same
level as seinfeld for me. both of them are garbage.
currently reading
We Used To Live Here
and
The Midnight Feast
and my sleeping habits are about to be fucked even more. is my smut rut over? STAY TUNED TO
FIND OUT
but also 1847463/10 recco both books
ted sends his cmas decorating update:
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29.11.2024 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/did:...
29.11.2024 04:07 — 👍 1025 🔁 450 💬 151 📌 48x.com/_snark_attac...
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A hog from a 19th century portrait, expanded and edited so that it stars in the New York City Thanksgiving parade. It is being carried by a group of Ronald McDonalds (which doesn't make sense, but does make sense because the original image was of a Ronald McDonald float).
Happy Thanksgiving
28.11.2024 15:31 — 👍 2561 🔁 329 💬 48 📌 29its a core memory for any central ky childhood 😂
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annual tgivs tradish
28.11.2024 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0at least more and more of them are adding a ‘jump to recipe’ link and the ones that dont have it im pretty sure just have a sadism kink
27.11.2024 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yes do it and then pls report back
26.11.2024 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just changed my password to alcatraz and now my Esc button doesn't work.
i weighed a rainbow. it was pretty light!
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
A photo of an owl sitting on a branch holding a sign that says "it's skeet MFs"
"Til all skeet skeet, motherfucker. Til all skeet skeet, goddamn." - Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz
24.11.2024 14:49 — 👍 725 🔁 59 💬 24 📌 11gonna drop the bengals in for a contending spot 😂😭
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