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I do my taxes on one of these

What the inside of my air fryer looks like is between me and God

screen grab from video of the incident. Dude dressed up like Max Headroom wearing sunglass is laughing.

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

Damn air

All the air is unpleasantly dry

You shouldn't have such a funny future then bucko

Yeah, we call cigarettes "fags" and have a foodstuff called a "pork faggot" so we do have inoffensive uses also!

(as a British person in England, we definitely use that as a slur)

not cool dude, read the room

TEN BUCKS

Manchester airport air is unpleasantly dry

pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.

OK so here is my Music Theory Explainer for why Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is a genius piece of songwriting.

First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).

Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —

Misread this as "adversarial poverty" and was very fascinated by these politics

Call me old fashioned, but aren’t both parts of this relationship currently, uh, married to other people?

Bubba knows which one Trump is

"exploration of the refusal boundary of a LLM with anisotropic noise" is a way to make a 1TB file of the most fucked up hypotheticals known to mankind

cryptography is a mathematical system for transforming problems which aren't key-management problems into key-management problems

#StandWithUkraine
Ukrainians truly need this right now — even if as a sign of solidarity. And constant, stubborn solidarity goes a long way.

THIS

He who has mastered the art of ragebait knows you can say "would" to anything

Europa was always old,
A land soaked in blood.
Beloved peace a moment,
Future war a constant.
Stone and iron and dynamite.
A line of cenotaphs.

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

All glory to the fusion crab

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

You either die a hero or live long enough to become a consultant

tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

this doesn't really make sense to complain about but i hate discord's "Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games" subtitle so much. something about the wording kills my brain cells