Bill

Switcheroo* goddamit

Ahh, the old dad switcher in action!

His personal wealth is estimated at more than 2000x that number.

Far less than 1% of Musks worth. Make it 10x the amount and I’ll cheer.

Shillelagh crunch?

It is so easy to see right and wrong here. These people were released, why not to their homes?

lol they aren’t wrong.

Spring will bring birds back,
Small nests built among the trees,
Eggs containing song.

#dailyhaikuprompt egg

It’s really horrible that I had to look up to see this was the Onion.

Finally!

I feel like that was the root of hate for the new country back in the 90s and 2000s. The old songs were consistently emotional and felt sincere. The new stuff just felt empty and catchy.

I had so many great professors at UCLA and 3 community colleges that this doesn’t match my experiences. But, thy were my teachers, not my pals and I have no idea what most did in their off hours.

Maybe R.E.M. or Live, Lightning Crashes

Elysium + Idiocracy is the future nobody wanted.

This is Deku, and he’s belligerent and dumb, survives entirely on being cute.

Where’s your QR code?

“On the bottom of my boot, look!”

*punt*

This is why Chicago is awesome.

I feel like dollar store Smedley Butler for wanting this.

The east holds the sun,
The day blushes and begins,
Snow gently falling.

#haikuchallenge east

I’m a little sad I wasn’t able to follow this op in real time in Hegseth’s secure chat rooms.

Voodoo2 representing!

To you as well, Dave

Magical Penis Time

🎵 The party's on
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a

Stephen Miller calls on CBS News to fire ‘60 Minutes’ producers over ‘revolt’

No argument about the veracity of it, only demanding obedience.

one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills

In June will this be a memory? The wind shaking the house, snow squall warnings & bitter cold. Or in a moment of madness when my feet are hot & the flies bite, will I wish for Winter again, think of the silence when the storm stopped & the snow outlined the trees.

#vssdaily squall
#vss365 memory

That wouldn’t help at Parris Island receiving barracks, where there was another row of 4 facing those.

Fun introduction to the Corps.

I can’t be the only person that would bet money that Hegseth has E.D.