ok i talked to god. he told me to tell you you're the most amazing fucking thing he ever saw. he said keep doing it. he loves the living shit out of you
04.06.2025 18:21 β π 50 π 9 π¬ 3 π 1@babyghoul.bsky.social
24 | feral
ok i talked to god. he told me to tell you you're the most amazing fucking thing he ever saw. he said keep doing it. he loves the living shit out of you
04.06.2025 18:21 β π 50 π 9 π¬ 3 π 1gonna be 44 in 20 years?? barfing
03.11.2023 23:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you are the MOST important to me!
31.10.2023 23:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i dont WANT to be an adult i want to be delusional and hot forever
31.10.2023 23:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bruh tell me why i got a kid cuisine for dinner and it tasted so BAD. what HAPPENED they were so good
30.10.2023 22:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just remembered there was a brief moment in 2016 we were all scared to go outside because of "the clowns" like what was that
06.10.2023 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hi. say it back!!
02.10.2023 23:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Overheard at work today:
*Coworker, while trying to open the locked door to our GN bathroom*
"oops SORRY to whoever is in here! didn't mean to scare the poop out of you trying to get in here.... unless u needed the help then youre welcome!!"
the things I overhear at work are so fucking funny im thinking about making a thread of them
29.09.2023 22:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0its 2023 why can I not pay to put myself in a medically indused coma for like a week
25.09.2023 17:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mom really is one of my best friends I love her so much wtf
19.09.2023 22:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0welcome to disassociation station i need to be punched in the jaw
15.09.2023 13:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GOD i love women
10.09.2023 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tell ur friends u love them!! surprise them with things they love every now and then!! friendship may not be romantic but its still a relationship!!
06.09.2023 22:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just made a chocolate cake, a loaf of banana bread, and have a pot of homemade broccoli cheddar soup cookin on the stove life is good!!
04.09.2023 00:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0like im 24!! its sunday!! i am a sleepy girl!! it happens sometimes!! they were all so cute like "we just care about u!!"
03.09.2023 20:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bruh okay so back in june i went to pride with the cleaner at our company his name is darryl and hes like 63 and he invited me to go to a labor day party today but my stupid ass overslept lemme know why when i woke up i had missed calls from HR at my job AND the ceo both were so worried i was dead
03.09.2023 20:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm going to need you to be a lot more specific about the Sickness before I'm willing to confirm or deny that I am Down With it
27.08.2023 20:09 β π 135 π 39 π¬ 10 π 0i wanna go back to sick new world :(
01.09.2023 22:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Went outside so the moon could see me
01.09.2023 01:36 β π 94 π 34 π¬ 5 π 0what is he
29.08.2023 00:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Avril Lavigne: He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
Homicide detective: Iβm gonna need you to try.
SAME but the little drinks are little joints hehe
24.08.2023 21:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i need a little treatβ’οΈ addiction support group
23.08.2023 23:34 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if a frogs car breaks down they get it toad
21.08.2023 00:22 β π 32 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0