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people are reading this as "I have a vendetta against the Muppets" and not "the Muppets obviously have a thriving parking lot fight club". they're wrong, obvi. I, like any normal person, simply want Miss Piggy to kick the shit out of me

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

forgot abt this app but i am back just to say that work today fuckin sucked

Myth: Israel (or any other state) has a right to exist | Decolonize Palestine No state in the world has a right to exist. Israel is no exception. This mythical right is invoked by Israel solely to deflect from its foundational and ongoing colonialism.

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might b havin a freak out in like 15 mins

A girl with red hair being held up labeled trans vampires A girl with blue hair holding up the girl with red hair labeled: me identifying as a vampire hunter but like a novice hunter that's in way over their head and they go to the vampire's castle unprepared and fall under their thrall and fuck I’m so gay and Horny

Photo of the back of a dirty, beat-up dump truck with a message that says “We are not responsible for broken windshields”

does this really let them off the hook if something from the truck hits a person’s windshield ?

friendly reminder that we non binary/genderqueer folks are trans and valid in the same way a binary trans person is regardless of any social or medical transition, trans folks dont owe cis people anything and non binary/genderqueer folks dont owe androgyny to anyone at all

trans =/= transitioning !

i suppose every non-binary person will have their own answer to this. personally, i say i am gay because i think there is something inherently queer about how i experience attraction. plus i just think it’s fruity as hell for anyone to be attracted to me

If the price is not fair for something you need, do not pay, simply take it. When u have very little money you should only spend it on things that are a reasonable cost

protect trans kids at all costs

why doesn’t bluesky have drafts?

sleeping through the night sounds so cool and nice, i hope i get to do it one day

sometimes i want to move to a new place to have the peace of living in a quiet part of the woods but other times i love living in downtown because it brings me a kind of comfort hearing the sounds of people outside going about their lives

pros & cons of worldwide trans acceptance:

pros:
-a less restrictive society
-lives would be saved
-the billboard pop charts would look insaaane

cons:
-pronouns on drivers license
-having to remember how many L’s & T’s are in the names of every single Elliott/Elliot/Eliot/Eliott you’ll meet

also today i ate donut holes at the lighthouse and there were lots of cute dogs out on walks. as you can see it has been a good day so far

my therapist has assigned me the task of regularly doing tarot reads for myself. today i shared with him my interpretation of my last read (i’m new to it + haven’t talked to him in detail about it before). he loves it and thinks it can be a great tool for me

today my friend taught me how to pick a lock :)

Someone wrote on the sidewalk “If the Beatles were any good then why weren’t they on any Tony Hawk soundtracks?”

When you stumble upon ancient scriptures

GUESS WHAT ! No disappointment! Opposite of that !!! I had a very good outcome 😌

mentally preparing myself for possible disappointment soon, and i hope all the mental preparation is a waste and everything just turns out okay

gunna do a working interview today which is kinda cool cuz i get paid even if it doesn’t work out

i don’t want spiders on my porch bc scary but i don’t wanna hurt/kill them :( i mostly try to chill w/ them but the big ones are scary !! I just want them to put up their houses just a couple feet away from where i sit

i want more platform shoes so bad i wanna pretend i am tall