Taking advice from a gorilla

He’s still alive?

Dolphins rape

Would it be ethical to raise three boys from birth with the sole aim of making them the ultimate stooges?

I could see this as a sitcom where kids keep coming in the restaurant and the other employees have to hold Andrew back. I shouldn’t post this

Trump is good at politics

Heathcliff is at the level of humor that comics in the New Yorker aspire to

All of you are proof that aliens do live among us. Otherwise you’re inexplicable

I never heard his voice before. Not what I would have guessed

Oh no, I’m way behind on my listening

When all you have are those things, everything looks like whatever you would use them on

That guy was mad that his talking dog was a liar, but if the dog had been sleeping he would have let him

on the other hand, he is covering for a pedophile

Anything can be real if you dream hard enough

This has happened so many times I'm starting to think it’s an elaborate hoax

Children shouldn’t speak German. It isn’t right

Who are you talking to?

This is also what matt yglesias thinks. And what’s worse: I agree

from almost VP to national disgrace

You spineless worm

If Frankenstein’s monster laughed his head off… imagine that

I worked at a retail store with a similar policy. The real intention was to discourage shoplifting

I actually laughed when I saw this. I thought I had laughed at a Trump caricature for the last time like 10 years ago

You shouldn’t post this kind of thing. Did you ask the moon first?

Excerpt from Norwood by Portis: “Did you throw this, Norwood?” “What is it, Bill?” “You know what it is. It’s a sausage.” “I wondered what that was,” said Norwood. “I saw an arm come in the back door there and chunk something acrost the room. I thought maybe there was a note on it.” Bill Bird called into the bedroom. “Vernell, come in here a minute. I want you. Norwood’s throwing food.” Vernell came in and looked at Bill Bird’s naked torso. “Goodness, Bill, put on some clothes. Norwood’s trying to eat his supper.” “Look at this,” said Bill Bird. “That’s a sausage,” she said. “I know what it is. He threw it at me in the bathroom.” “What for? What would he want to throw a sausage for?” “I don’t know, Vernell. It’s beyond me. I do know you could very easily put someone’s eye out like that.” She gave a little laugh. “I don’t think you could put anybody’s eye out with a sausage.” Then she saw from Bill Bird’s face that this was not the ticket. She turned to Norwood. “What made you want to do it, bubba?” Norwood went on eating. “You two would drive anybody crazy,” he said. “Going on all night about a sausage.”

This is ambiguous. Over underwear could still use the pants fly. uh, nothing crazy about that approach

Humanitarian? Monkeyitarian

“Spole the surprises” is Appalachian pronunciation. as a part Appalachian myself, I‘m not sure you have the right to say that

What a coincidence. My decision on whether to pursue the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination comes down to whether *I* think I can meet “both the challenge and the promise of tomorrow” and execute on it. I can’t

I read something about how after the gilded age rich people started hiding their wealth more because the flaunting led to change. They’re flaunting again, putting themselves at risk

does stephen miller have tattoos?